Always wanted to find a sugarbaby but couldn’t find one that’s into listening to your rants about bitcoin? Hashdaddies fear no more, for this program is made exactly for you.
Bringing hashdaddies and hashbabies together by the power of the bitcoin protocol, the Sugarminer lets you put your hard money right into a soft, welcoming bosom.
How Does it Work?
It’s simple.
- Sign up using the form below.
- Once the program matches you to a hashbaby and you talk things out, all you have to do is get her mining pool information.
- Point your hard money printer straight at her warm pool.
- Plug it in and let it Brrr!
And that’s it! Pure, virgin sats will continuously flow straight to the hashbaby’s wallet. In exchange, she will be happy to please you.
But What Can I Have My Hashbaby Do For Me?
Whatever you want. The possibilities are endless. You can:
- Have her read you the Bitcoin Standard so you can fall asleep.
- Have her meet your parents so you can finally get them off your back.
- Accompany you to bitcoin meetups and brighten the place up.
- You name it!
FAQ
Is my miner big enough?
Every miner is beautiful. Be it a USB ASIC or an S9, or an array of 100 S19 Pros. You’ll just get an equivalent amount of hashbabying in exchange.
Are the payments anonymous?
Not only are they anonymous, they’re pure Non-KYC virgin sats awarded by the bitcoin protocol, completely untraceable.
I have sats but no miner, can I join the program?
Get a miner. Hashbabies love miners.
So you’re saying I can rant all I want about bitcoin and she’ll listen to me without nodding off?
If your hashrate is big enough, yes.
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