I’ve Arranged the Coldcards By The Most Important Metric of Them All

I’ve arranged the Coldcards by order of lickability.

- Pink is the most lickable, naturally.
- Then orange. Tastes like a tangerine.
- Then green. Broccoli?
- Blue is meh.
- And the clear one is last. Tastes like water.
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