I’ve Arranged the Coldcards By The Most Important Metric of Them All 

I’ve arranged the Coldcards by order of lickability.

1. Pink is the most lickable, naturally.
2. Then orange. Tastes like a tangerine.
3. Then green. Broccoli?
4. Blue is meh.
5. And the clear one is last. Tastes like water.

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