The man who turned crypto into the world’s favorite punchline is now asking the Supreme Court for a second chance. And he wants the $11 billion back.
Sam Bankman-Fried, the guy who ran FTX into the ground with billions of dollars of customer money, got 25 years in prison, and still insists the whole thing was just a "series of mistakes," filed a petition with the U.S. Supreme Court this week asking them to wipe out his fraud conviction AND reverse the $11 billion forfeiture order against him.
Read that again. The same SBF who was convicted on seven counts of fraud and conspiracy wants the highest court in America to declare it was all a paperwork problem.
His lawyers’ arguments are a masterpiece of audacity:
1. "The investments were sound." They claim the trial judge wrongly excluded evidence that his trades would eventually have covered FTX customer losses. Translation: "trust me bro, the plan was working, you just didn’t let us prove it."
2. "$11 billion is excessive." The Eighth Amendment argument. Because apparently taking eleven billion dollars from people’s life savings is a "harsh fine" for the man who took them.
And here’s the kicker: while his lawyers are busy in Washington, SBF has ALSO applied for a pardon from President Trump. He’s not betting on one escape hatch. He’s betting on ALL of them. The 2nd Circuit already upheld his conviction and 25-year sentence back in June. The Supreme Court grants maybe 1% of the petitions it receives. So SBF is covering every possible exit, all at the same time: SCOTUS, a presidential pardon, and whatever public sympathy is left.
Meanwhile, the people he stole from, the FTX customers who watched their balances evaporate in November 2022, are still waiting. And if SBF wins his Eighth Amendment argument? The $11 billion in forfeited assets does NOT go to the customers. It gets handed back to the fraudster. The government’s recovery gets shredded because a man in prison believes eleven billion dollars is a "fine" that hurts HIS feelings.
He’s not even the only crypto fraudster in the headlines this month. Malone Lam just pleaded guilty to stealing $245 million in Bitcoin with a fake Google call (read our coverage of that one). The pattern never changes: the people who get caught are the ones who never controlled their own coins in the first place.
THAT is the system Bitcoin was built to escape.
The legacy here isn’t complicated: SBF burned the reputation of an entire industry, spent customer money on a penthouse and political donations, and now wants the justice system to feel sorry for him. Meanwhile, actual Bitcoiners who self-custodied watched the whole circus from their own keys. Untouched. Unseizable. Unpardonable.
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If SBF gets his conviction overturned and his $11 billion handed back, who do you think sees that money first? The customers he emptied out, or his legal team?
SBF WANTS THE SUPREME COURT TO WIPE HIS CONVICTION AND HAND HIM BACK $11 BILLION — WHILE BEGGING TRUMP FOR A PARDON
