THE BROKER THAT SAID BITCOIN WASN’T AN ASSET CLASS JUST LISTED 9 CRYPTO ETNs — AND YOU STILL DON’T OWN A SINGLE SAT
Hargreaves Lansdown sneered at Bitcoin for a year. Now it sells nine crypto ETNs to 2 million UK investors — while...
THE ‘UNHACKABLE’ WALLET JUST FUNDED A LAUNDROMAT: THE COLDCARD THIEF IS CIRCLING $114 MILLION IN STOLEN COINS THROUGH THORCHAIN
The third-wave Coldcard thief finally started moving the loot: 10% of $114.7 million in stolen Bitcoin is now being swapped through...
THE SEC JUST LEGALIZED BLOCKCHAIN RECORDS – FOR WALL STREET. YOUR COINS? STILL ‘RISKY.’
The SEC spent years suing anyone who called a blockchain record 'legal.' On September 1 it proposed making a blockchain the...
THE QUANTUM ‘MIRACLE FIX’ COSTS $200 PER TRANSACTION, NEEDS A MINER’S PERMISSION, AND JUST SPLIT THE COMMUNITY
They cheered the quantum 'fix' at the keynote. Nobody told you it costs $200 a pop, needs one friendly miner, and...
THE BANKER WHO CALLED YOUR SAVINGS A ‘HIDDEN TAX’ IS ALL IN ON BITCOIN
Mexico's third-richest man runs a bank — and just called fiat a "hidden tax." His portfolio is now 70% Bitcoin. When...
CZ SAYS BITCOIN HITS $1 MILLION — AND WANTS TO FREEZE SATOSHI’S 1.1 MILLION COINS ‘FOR YOUR PROTECTION’
The man who ran the biggest exchange on Earth just told Hong Kong a seven-figure Bitcoin is closer than you think....
NORTH KOREA’S HACKERS JUST CASHED OUT $30 MILLION IN STOLEN BITCOIN — NO NAME, NO PASSPORT, NO PROBLEM
Lazarus Group wallets sold $30M+ in stolen Bitcoin on Hyperliquid with zero KYC while Payward explores bringing the platform to U.S....
BITCOIN MINERS JUST RENTED THEMSELVES OUT TO THE AI BUBBLE FOR $35 BILLION
Anthropic just signed a $35 billion AI compute deal that runs through a former bitcoin miner's Texas campus. Hut 8 left...
HE DRAINED A TOWN’S WATER TOWER AND SAID ‘ASK MY LAWYERS’ — NOW THEY’RE COMING FOR ALL OF US
A Bitcoin mining outfit ignored a Stop Work Order for three years, kept running without a certificate of occupancy, then drained...
WHALES JUST ATE $3 BILLION OF BITCOIN — WHILE RETAIL INTEREST HIT A FIVE-YEAR LOW. YOU CHECKED OUT. THEY DIDN’T.
Whales scooped 39,150+ BTC (~$3 billion) in one week while retail interest cratered to a five-year low. They bought. You checked out. Again.
THE ‘$1 BILLION’ CRYPTO WALLET THAT HELD $10 — AND THE CON THAT MADE A MAN BELIEVE HE WAS RICH
Article body below (markdown, HTML entities for em-dashes — where needed): A grown man flew a team of wallet recovery experts...