We’re Doing “Study Beetcoin”, Now, You Boomer
Samson Mow made a meme. We like to prod people to study beetcoin instead telling them to buy it. But anyway....
Finally, Bitcoin Twitter has been Balenciaga’d
Balenciaga made a corporate forced meme and everybody’s been replicating it. It’s brilliant, for such a shitty, fiat company. Anyway, this...
Wall Street’s Short Sellers Just Lost $282 Million in a Day Betting Bitcoin Would Die — and the Treasury Is About to Punish YOU for Their Mistake
Bitcoin smashed $81,000 and liquidated $282 million of short positions in 24 hours — 62% of all crypto shorts wiped out....
BLACKROCK JUST SUCKED IN $503M IN ONE DAY — AUGUST IS ITS BIGGEST ETF MONTH — YOU STILL OWN NOTHING
BlackRock's IBIT just recorded its biggest single-day inflow since May — $502.99M in one day — making August 2026 the strongest...