WALL STREET’S INVISIBLE COMMITTEE IS ABOUT TO FORCE YOUR RETIREMENT FUND TO DUMP BITCOIN — AND NOBODY ELECTED THEM
MSCI's own simulation removes Strategy and Metaplanet from its global indexes. Every passive fund tracking those benchmarks gets forced to sell....
METAMASK LOST CONTROL OF 523,000 ETH AND WON’T SAY WHY — IT STILL WANTS YOUR KEYS
MetaMask got compromised, quietly exited ~17,000 Ethereum validators, watched block rewards get rerouted to a Tornado Cash-funded address — and told...
THEY WANTED 36% OF YOUR BITCOIN EVERY SINGLE YEAR — WITHOUT YOU SELLING A SINGLE SAT. THE WHALES SAID THEY’D LEAVE, AND THE SMALL GUY GOT THE BILL.
The Netherlands planned a 36% annual tax on unrealized crypto gains. It died the moment capital threatened to walk. Then the...
THE POLICE STOLE 50 BITCOIN FROM THEIR OWN EVIDENCE LOCKER — THE CRIMINAL IS THE ONE WHO REPORTED IT
The NCA officer who led the crypto extraction on Silk Road 2.0 stole 50 Bitcoin out of the wallet his own...
Bitget Lost $388M Through a Zero-Day, Not Stolen Keys
SlowMist traced Bitget's $387.5M theft to a zero-day in a third-party security vendor, not stolen keys. The keys you rent were...
THE FED PRINTED THE SOFTEST INFLATION NUMBER OF THE YEAR. BITCOIN FLASHED $85,500. TWO HOURS LATER IT WAS GONE.
THE GOVERNMENT PRINTED THE NUMBER. BITCOIN FLASHED $85,500. TWO HOURS LATER IT WAS GONE. Inflation came in soft. The Fed’s own...
THEY SOLD YOU THE BULL MARKET. THE SHORT SQUEEZES ARE SPENT, THE LONGS ARE TRAPPED, AND $80,000 IS WHERE THE BULL PHASE GOES TO DIE.
The $87,000 rally's short squeeze is spent. Spot demand is down 170,000 BTC in 30 days, ETF inflows fell 97%, and...
THEY SOLD YOU THE BITCOIN PIONEERS. ADAM BACK’S EMPIRE JUST SHOWED YOU WHAT ‘SAFE HANDS’ ACTUALLY COST
Satoshi cited his work. Then a bug let a stranger mint unbacked Bitcoin on his sidechain, his public treasury listing died...
BITGET JUST WATCHED $463,000,000 FLEE IN 24 HOURS. THE FUND THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO REASSURE YOU HAS ALREADY HALVED.
Bitget lost $463M in customer outflows in 24 hours after the $388M hack. The $464M protection fund is now under $200M.
THEY SOLD YOU ‘REKTEMBER.’ BITCOIN IS TWO DAYS FROM BREAKING A STREAK IT HASN’T HIT SINCE 2012 — AND THE SAME CROWD IS ALREADY MOVING THE GOALPOSTS
Bitcoin is up about 7% in September after a 25% August. A green close on September 30 breaks a pattern that...
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AFRICA’S FIRST BANK JUST OFFERED TO HOLD YOUR BITCOIN — THAT IS NOT CUSTODY, THAT IS CAPTIVITY
Absa became the first African bank to offer Bitcoin custody, chasing a $1.5 billion market. One line in the launch briefing...
THE PEOPLE WHO TOLD YOU TO BUY THE TOP ARE NOW YOUR SELL WALL
Glassnode says the investors who bought last year's rally are now selling more coins per day than at any point in...