THE ‘NEVER SELL’ PREACHER JUST BUILT A $6.7 BILLION FIAT FORTRESS — STRATEGY STILL HASN’T BOUGHT BITCOIN SINCE JUNE
Strategy skipped buying Bitcoin again and stood up a $6.7 billion USD cash reserve. The 'never sell' preacher is stacking fiat...
BLACKROCK JUST SUCKED IN $503M IN ONE DAY — AUGUST IS ITS BIGGEST ETF MONTH — YOU STILL OWN NOTHING
BlackRock's IBIT just recorded its biggest single-day inflow since May — $502.99M in one day — making August 2026 the strongest...
US DEBT JUST HIT $40 TRILLION — THE INTEREST NOW COSTS MORE THAN MEDICARE AND BITCOIN SAW IT COMING
The U.S. national debt just crossed $40 TRILLION for the first time ever — and interest on it now costs more...
TRUMP HOSTED A BITCOIN LOVE-IN AT THE WHITE HOUSE — WHILE THE SENATE KILLED THE BILL THAT WOULD MAKE IT MATTER
Trump hosted a Bitcoin love-in at the White House and hinted the US is weighing buying 'sizable amounts' of Bitcoin —...
THEY SAY IT’S “NOT QE.” THEY JUST DOUBLED THE PRINTER TO $4 BILLION — AND BITCOIN SAW RIGHT THROUGH IT
You’re a grown adult. You watched them print your savings into dust for a decade. And you’re still expected to believe...
CITI JUST VOLUNTEERED TO HOLD YOUR BITCOIN — THE SAME BANK WHOSE CEO IS WRITING THE LAW AGAINST IT
Citi, the $2.8 trillion bank, just launched Bitcoin custody. The same Citi whose CEO lobbied to write crypto law — while...
FIDELITY-LED ETF PANIC: $389.7M FLEES — FEES KEEP FLOWING
Fidelity led $389.7M of Bitcoin ETF outflows in one panic week. The fees kept flowing either way. ETFs are not Bitcoin...
The “Unhackable” Coldcard Just Lost $112 MILLION — the Paranoid’s Choice Was the Biggest Betrayal in Bitcoin History
The "unhackable" Coldcard was drained of $112M in the largest hardware wallet breach in history — a silent five-year firmware bug....
54,000 HARDWARE WALLET BUYERS JUST GOT DOXXED — TREZOR AND SAFEPAL HANDED THE PHISHERS YOUR HOME ADDRESS
Trezor and SafePal leaked the personal data of 54,000 hardware wallet buyers this week. Your keys are cold. Your identity was...
FRANCE’S TAX AUTHORITY JUST LEAKED 678,000 RECORDS — NAMES, ADDRESSES, INCOMES. GUESS WHO GETS WRENCHED NEXT.
The French tax authority leaked 678K records — names, addresses, incomes, even the €10M+ earners. France leads the world in crypto...
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Self-Custody Needs a Node: Umbrel + Hardware Wallet
A hardware wallet holds your keys, but your node checks the rules. Pair it with Umbrel for real self-custody.
COINBASE COULDN’T KEEP CUSTOMER MONEY IN THE RIGHT ACCOUNT FOR FIVE YEARS — IRELAND FINED IT $3.6 MILLION, AND WASHINGTON STILL CALLS IT CUSTODY
Ireland's central bank fined Coinbase EUR 3.25 million for leaving customer money in the wrong accounts for five years. Coinbase says...