We’ve all seen the meme of the destroyed underwear as proof of a true Hodler; we are Panties For Bitcoin, and we are here to change your mind.
- GOOD UNDERWEAR LASTS FOR YEARS:
We’re sorry to break it to you, but your destroyed undies are only proof of low time preference. Low quality translates into more frequent buys. High quality that lasts for years helps you save sats in the long run.
- HARD TRUTH:
You will buy a new pair of underwear; it’s just how it is. So, let’s assume that and get yourself something proven not to harm you or your skin, something that will last much longer.
- GET THAT GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND:
Get yourself some undies you’ll be proud to strip in!
- HARDCORE HODLER:
If this is you, then you probably don’t have any fiat lying around. Choose companies that prefer Bitcoin as payment and that you know will stack and won’t give away your precious sats to the suited ETFs dudes.
- SPEND AND REPLACE:
Get those sats flowing. Let’s honor Satoshi and embrace the spirit of the white paper: an electronic peer-to-peer cash system. Yes, Bitcoin is a store of value, but it’s also money.
- GET THE EXPERIENCE:
There is something magical in paying from anywhere in the world with cash through the internet. We bet you’ll like it; it’s easy, satisfyingly fast, and actually pretty wild when you think about it!
- WE’LL TAKE CARE OF YOUR DIRTY FIAT:
If you really don’t want to pay in Bitcoin, we can also take your dirty fiat. We will make sure to convert it into Bitcoin!
And finally,
- HIGH-QUALITY BITCOINER UNDIES PAID FOR WITH BITCOIN ARE THE BEST WAY OF ORANGE PILLING YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER.
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