SAYLOR DUMPED 7,000 BITCOIN INTO THE CRASH TO PAY A DIVIDEND — NOW HE’S BUYING BACK WITH PRINTED SHARES
Saylor sold ~7,000 BTC into the crash to pay Wall Street a dividend, then bought back 4,603 at 23% higher with...
Mean Bitcoin Tweets (September 2026)
Bitcoin just existing is enough to set off a certain kind of person. The meanest Bitcoin tweets of August 2026, rated...
HE DRAINED A TOWN’S WATER TOWER AND SAID ‘ASK MY LAWYERS’ — NOW THEY’RE COMING FOR ALL OF US
A Bitcoin mining outfit ignored a Stop Work Order for three years, kept running without a certificate of occupancy, then drained...
DASHJR CALLED BITCOIN ‘SPAMCOIN’ — TOMORROW HIS TWO-BLOCK FORK RISES AGAIN, AND NOBODY IS COMING
He called your Bitcoin "Spamcoin," quit OCEAN, and begged miners to power down their rigs. Tomorrow his dead fork gets a...
TRUMP JUST VOWED TO BOMB IRAN – BITCOIN DIDN’T BLINK. THAT SHOULD TERRIFY THEM
The President promised to hit Iran hard. Bitcoin didn't move a single dollar. The old playbook is dead - and it's...
THE STATE THAT JAILED A MAN 18 YEARS FOR $13 IN BITCOIN NOW WANTS TO CUSTODY $46 BILLION OF YOURS
Sberbank expects $46.4B in crypto volume on Russias regulated exchanges in year one, custody wallets by December - while the state...
WHALES JUST ATE $3 BILLION OF BITCOIN — WHILE RETAIL INTEREST HIT A FIVE-YEAR LOW. YOU CHECKED OUT. THEY DIDN’T.
Whales scooped 39,150+ BTC (~$3 billion) in one week while retail interest cratered to a five-year low. They bought. You checked out. Again.
WALL STREET BLINKED FIRST: BITCOIN ETFS JUST BLEW $201.9 MILLION IN ONE DAY — AND THE MONEY RAN STRAIGHT TO ALTS
They bought for nine straight days. A record $3.04 billion. The “institutional adoption” narrative was roaring. And the moment Kevin Warsh...
SAYLOR IS ‘BACK’ AT $79,000 — HE SAT OUT THE ENTIRE CRASH, SOLD AT A LOSS, AND ONLY BUYS AFTER THE PUMP
Michael Saylor sold 1,690 bitcoin at an $11,000 loss per coin in August. Then he sat in cash for two months...
SIX ANCIENT WHALES JUST MOVED $40 MILLION — AND NOT ONE SATOSHI TOUCHED AN EXCHANGE
Six ancient wallets dormant since 2011-2014 just moved $40.15 million in ten days without touching an exchange. One wallet was up...
IRAN’S CENTRAL BANK JUST FORCED ITS TRADERS INTO BITCOIN — $10 BILLION MOVED, AND WASHINGTON IS NOW TRYING TO KILL THE ESCAPE ROUTE YOU’LL NEED NEXT
IRAN’S CENTRAL BANK JUST FORCED ITS TRADERS INTO BITCOIN — $10 BILLION MOVED, AND WASHINGTON IS NOW TRYING TO KILL THE...
THE IMF TOOK EL SALVADOR’S BITCOIN WALLET, BANNED NEW BUYS, AND NOW CLAIMS 1,540 BTC WERE ‘DONATIONS’ FROM NOBODY
The people who printed the dollars you’re fleeing just reached into the world’s first Bitcoin nation — and took the wallet....