THE ‘UNHACKABLE’ WALLET JUST FUNDED A LAUNDROMAT: THE COLDCARD THIEF IS CIRCLING $114 MILLION IN STOLEN COINS THROUGH THORCHAIN
The third-wave Coldcard thief finally started moving the loot: 10% of $114.7 million in stolen Bitcoin is now being swapped through...
THE ‘$1 BILLION’ CRYPTO WALLET THAT HELD $10 — AND THE CON THAT MADE A MAN BELIEVE HE WAS RICH
Article body below (markdown, HTML entities for em-dashes — where needed): A grown man flew a team of wallet recovery experts...
THE QUANTUM ‘MIRACLE FIX’ COSTS $200 PER TRANSACTION, NEEDS A MINER’S PERMISSION, AND JUST SPLIT THE COMMUNITY
They cheered the quantum 'fix' at the keynote. Nobody told you it costs $200 a pop, needs one friendly miner, and...
CZ SAYS BITCOIN HITS $1 MILLION — AND WANTS TO FREEZE SATOSHI’S 1.1 MILLION COINS ‘FOR YOUR PROTECTION’
The man who ran the biggest exchange on Earth just told Hong Kong a seven-figure Bitcoin is closer than you think....
TETHER FROZE $42 MILLION WITHOUT A WARRANT — YOUR ‘STABLE’ COIN HAS A KILL SWITCH
Two Thai investors are suing Tether for freezing $42.4 million of their USDT four months before any warrant existed. The 'stable'...
NORTH KOREA’S HACKERS JUST CASHED OUT $30 MILLION IN STOLEN BITCOIN — NO NAME, NO PASSPORT, NO PROBLEM
Lazarus Group wallets sold $30M+ in stolen Bitcoin on Hyperliquid with zero KYC while Payward explores bringing the platform to U.S....
THE FED JUST RIPPED YOUR AUGUST GAINS AWAY — ‘REKTEMBER’ IS HERE AND WALL STREET CALLED IT
Bitcoin fell below $78,000 on September 1 as Fed rate-hike odds jumped from under 40% to 66% after Kevin Warsh's hawkish...
BITCOIN MINERS JUST RENTED THEMSELVES OUT TO THE AI BUBBLE FOR $35 BILLION
Anthropic just signed a $35 billion AI compute deal that runs through a former bitcoin miner's Texas campus. Hut 8 left...
SAYLOR DUMPED 7,000 BITCOIN INTO THE CRASH TO PAY A DIVIDEND — NOW HE’S BUYING BACK WITH PRINTED SHARES
Saylor sold ~7,000 BTC into the crash to pay Wall Street a dividend, then bought back 4,603 at 23% higher with...
HE DRAINED A TOWN’S WATER TOWER AND SAID ‘ASK MY LAWYERS’ — NOW THEY’RE COMING FOR ALL OF US
A Bitcoin mining outfit ignored a Stop Work Order for three years, kept running without a certificate of occupancy, then drained...
Quick Reads
WASHINGTON SPENT HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS AND STILL COULDN’T BUY A CRYPTO BILL. THE UNPAID DEVELOPERS JUST SHIPPED BITCOIN CORE 32 ANYWAY.
The Senate killed CLARITY 49-50. The Fed hiked. And while Washington argued, unpaid developers tagged Bitcoin Core 32.0 RC1 - a...
The Senate Just Killed the CLARITY Act 49-50 — And Proved Nobody In Washington Fights For You
49 to 50. That’s how close Washington came to giving the crypto industry a single, clear rule of law. Then the...