BITCOIN JUST GOT LIQUIDATED BY A JOBS REPORT THE FED WILL ‘REVISE’ NEXT MONTH — $200 MILLION OF LONGS, ONE HOUR, $80,000 GONE
August payrolls hit 162,000 — three times the forecast — and Bitcoin fell below $80,000 in minutes. $200M in longs wiped...
THE BROKER THAT SAID BITCOIN WASN’T AN ASSET CLASS JUST LISTED 9 CRYPTO ETNs — AND YOU STILL DON’T OWN A SINGLE SAT
Hargreaves Lansdown sneered at Bitcoin for a year. Now it sells nine crypto ETNs to 2 million UK investors — while...
THE BANK THAT CALLED BITCOIN ‘RISKY’ JUST BECAME ITS DEALER IN DUBAI — THE RICH GET A TRADING DESK, YOU GET A RISK WARNING
The too-big-to-fail bank just started selling Bitcoin to institutions in Dubai. You still get the risk warning.
THE ‘UNHACKABLE’ WALLET JUST FUNDED A LAUNDROMAT: THE COLDCARD THIEF IS CIRCLING $114 MILLION IN STOLEN COINS THROUGH THORCHAIN
The third-wave Coldcard thief finally started moving the loot: 10% of $114.7 million in stolen Bitcoin is now being swapped through...
THE ‘$1 BILLION’ CRYPTO WALLET THAT HELD $10 — AND THE CON THAT MADE A MAN BELIEVE HE WAS RICH
Article body below (markdown, HTML entities for em-dashes — where needed): A grown man flew a team of wallet recovery experts...
THE SEC JUST LEGALIZED BLOCKCHAIN RECORDS – FOR WALL STREET. YOUR COINS? STILL ‘RISKY.’
The SEC spent years suing anyone who called a blockchain record 'legal.' On September 1 it proposed making a blockchain the...
THE QUANTUM ‘MIRACLE FIX’ COSTS $200 PER TRANSACTION, NEEDS A MINER’S PERMISSION, AND JUST SPLIT THE COMMUNITY
They cheered the quantum 'fix' at the keynote. Nobody told you it costs $200 a pop, needs one friendly miner, and...
THE BANKER WHO CALLED YOUR SAVINGS A ‘HIDDEN TAX’ IS ALL IN ON BITCOIN
Mexico's third-richest man runs a bank — and just called fiat a "hidden tax." His portfolio is now 70% Bitcoin. When...
CZ SAYS BITCOIN HITS $1 MILLION — AND WANTS TO FREEZE SATOSHI’S 1.1 MILLION COINS ‘FOR YOUR PROTECTION’
The man who ran the biggest exchange on Earth just told Hong Kong a seven-figure Bitcoin is closer than you think....
TETHER FROZE $42 MILLION WITHOUT A WARRANT — YOUR ‘STABLE’ COIN HAS A KILL SWITCH
Two Thai investors are suing Tether for freezing $42.4 million of their USDT four months before any warrant existed. The 'stable'...
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BITCOIN HOLDERS CALLED IT A PONZI FOR YEARS. NOW TURKEY FOUND $7.15 MILLION IN CASH, 300 HANDBAGS AND SEVEN GUNS WHERE HEX’S FOUNDER WAS LIVING.
Turkey's justice minister confirmed HEX and PulseChain founder Richard Heart was detained in Istanbul on an INTERPOL red notice tied to...
BLOOMBERG SAID $75,000 WOULD PROVE HIM WRONG. BITCOIN IS AT $81,000 — SO HE JUST REPUBLISHED THE $10,000 CALL.
Bloomberg's Mike McGlone said holding above $75,000 would prove him wrong. Bitcoin is at $81,000. His answer: publish the $10,000 call...