THE FED JUST RIPPED YOUR AUGUST GAINS AWAY — ‘REKTEMBER’ IS HERE AND WALL STREET CALLED IT
Bitcoin fell below $78,000 on September 1 as Fed rate-hike odds jumped from under 40% to 66% after Kevin Warsh's hawkish...
BITCOIN MINERS JUST RENTED THEMSELVES OUT TO THE AI BUBBLE FOR $35 BILLION
Anthropic just signed a $35 billion AI compute deal that runs through a former bitcoin miner's Texas campus. Hut 8 left...
SAYLOR DUMPED 7,000 BITCOIN INTO THE CRASH TO PAY A DIVIDEND — NOW HE’S BUYING BACK WITH PRINTED SHARES
Saylor sold ~7,000 BTC into the crash to pay Wall Street a dividend, then bought back 4,603 at 23% higher with...
Mean Bitcoin Tweets (September 2026)
Bitcoin just existing is enough to set off a certain kind of person. The meanest Bitcoin tweets of August 2026, rated...
HE DRAINED A TOWN’S WATER TOWER AND SAID ‘ASK MY LAWYERS’ — NOW THEY’RE COMING FOR ALL OF US
A Bitcoin mining outfit ignored a Stop Work Order for three years, kept running without a certificate of occupancy, then drained...
DASHJR CALLED BITCOIN ‘SPAMCOIN’ — TOMORROW HIS TWO-BLOCK FORK RISES AGAIN, AND NOBODY IS COMING
He called your Bitcoin "Spamcoin," quit OCEAN, and begged miners to power down their rigs. Tomorrow his dead fork gets a...
TRUMP JUST VOWED TO BOMB IRAN – BITCOIN DIDN’T BLINK. THAT SHOULD TERRIFY THEM
The President promised to hit Iran hard. Bitcoin didn't move a single dollar. The old playbook is dead - and it's...
THE STATE THAT JAILED A MAN 18 YEARS FOR $13 IN BITCOIN NOW WANTS TO CUSTODY $46 BILLION OF YOURS
Sberbank expects $46.4B in crypto volume on Russias regulated exchanges in year one, custody wallets by December - while the state...
WHALES JUST ATE $3 BILLION OF BITCOIN — WHILE RETAIL INTEREST HIT A FIVE-YEAR LOW. YOU CHECKED OUT. THEY DIDN’T.
Whales scooped 39,150+ BTC (~$3 billion) in one week while retail interest cratered to a five-year low. They bought. You checked out. Again.
WALL STREET BLINKED FIRST: BITCOIN ETFS JUST BLEW $201.9 MILLION IN ONE DAY — AND THE MONEY RAN STRAIGHT TO ALTS
They bought for nine straight days. A record $3.04 billion. The “institutional adoption” narrative was roaring. And the moment Kevin Warsh...
ROBINHOOD HOLDS 185,000 BITCOIN FOR YOU – TODAY IT BOUGHT 294 FOR ITSELF
Robinhood custodies 185,000 BTC for its customers. On October 7 it put $25 million of Bitcoin on its own balance sheet...
1.1 MILLION USERS HAVE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF THEIR BITCOIN SINCE JUNE — AND THE REGULATOR JUST SAID NO AGAIN
BaFin refused bitcoin.de's MiCA license. Trading has been frozen since June 12 and 1.1 million customers' coins were already moved to...