$38 MILLION STOLEN FROM COLDCARD USERS — THE BUG THAT BROKE ‘NOT YOUR KEYS, NOT YOUR COINS’
$38 MILLION. 500 WALLETS. ONE BUG. THIS IS THE BIGGEST HARDWARE WALLET THEFT IN BITCOIN HISTORY. 🚨 THE COLDCARD CATASTROPHE: EVERYTHING...
🚨 EVERY COLDCARD EVER MADE HAS A CRITICAL BUG — CHECK YOUR FUNDS RIGHT NOW
IF YOU OWN A COLDCARD, STOP READING SOCIAL MEDIA AND READ THIS. YOUR FUNDS MAY BE AT RISK RIGHT NOW. 🚨...
THIS GUY JUST SET BACK SELF-CUSTODY FOREVER — WEAK ENTROPY DRAINS WALLETS WITH NO DEVICE ACCESS
⚠️ This guy just set back self-custody Bitcoin forever. The thefts will continue. And the lawsuits that follow will be a...
COLDCARD’S ENTROPY BUG WAS LICENSE PARANOIA — THEY BROKE YOUR KEYS TO KEEP OUT ‘CLONES’
You bought a Coldcard because “not your keys, not your coins.” But what if the keys themselves were the problem? The...
“LOL, YOU ARE THE ONE FORKING OFF” — LUKE DASHJR VS MEMPOOL OVER BIP-110
“lol, you are the one forking off 🤡” That’s the entire energy of the exchange that dropped on July 30, 2026....
Bitcoin Whales Ate $16.7B While ETF Holders Got Rekt
The richest 1% of Bitcoiners just devoured 270,000 BTC worth ~$16.7 billion while you got flushed out at $60K. Here’s what...
AUGUST 15, 1971 — NIXON INTERRUPTED BONANZA AND KILLED THE DOLLAR
On a Sunday evening, August 15, 1971, Richard Nixon interrupted the broadcast of Bonanza to inform Americans that the dollar they...
Bitcoin Just Hit $67K — Here’s What No One’s Telling You
Bitcoin just hit $67K — but that’s not the story. The real story? More bitcoin is now held at a loss...
More Bitcoin Than Ever Held at a Loss — And You’re Still Not Seeing It
Bitcoin’s been flatlining at $63-67K all month. Traders are waiting for the “ultimate catalyst” — the Clarity Act, the Fed, some...
Quick Reads
THEY TOLD YOU YOUR COINS WERE SAFE. ROBINHOOD IS 100% EXPOSED, REVOLUT 99%, BINANCE 83% – AND THE FIX IS CALLED ‘BUNKER MODE’
Justin Drake says move your Bitcoin to fresh addresses. Glassnode: 6M BTC sit behind exposed public keys. Robinhood 100%, Revolut 99%,...
BRUSSELS JUST GAVE YOU 90 DAYS TO DUMP THE DOLLAR TOKENS IT DOESN’T LIKE — AND YOUR EXCHANGE WILL DO IT FOR YOU
ESMA told every MiCA-licensed EU crypto firm to stop servicing non-compliant stablecoins by Jan 8, 2027. Your exit is "temporary and closely supervised."