THE COLDCARD THIEF’S ADDRESS IS NOW BITCOIN’S MOST CHAOTIC BULLETIN BOARD
The Coldcard thief’s address has officially become the most chaotic public bulletin board on Bitcoin. After draining ~$38 million from Coldcard...
“WE’RE BITCOINERS FIRST” — SAYS THE COMPANY THAT HOARDED YOUR EMAILS FOR 7 YEARS WHILE YOUR COINS GOT DRAINED
Coinkite promised "we don't store your data." Then they emailed every buyer since 2019 about the $89M Coldcard heist they caused....
THIS COLDCARD SEED VUL HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH AI AND EVERYTHING TO DO WITH NEGLIGENCE
This Coldcard seed vulnerability had NOTHING to do with AI. And EVERYTHING to do with NEGLIGENCE. Let’s kill the distraction narrative...
“THROW AWAY YOUR COLDCARDS” — 25-YEAR ENGINEER CALLS THE BUG DISQUALIFYING
This is not an oopsy. This is disqualifying. A software engineer with an MSc in Computer Science and 25+ years in...
WHAT THE FUCK IS ENTROPY — THE COLD STORAGE LESSON THAT JUST COST $38 MILLION
What the fuck is entropy? After $38 million vanished from Coldcard wallets, everybody’s talking about entropy. Here’s the short lesson on...
$38 MILLION STOLEN FROM COLDCARD USERS — THE BUG THAT BROKE ‘NOT YOUR KEYS, NOT YOUR COINS’
$38 MILLION. 500 WALLETS. ONE BUG. THIS IS THE BIGGEST HARDWARE WALLET THEFT IN BITCOIN HISTORY. 🚨 THE COLDCARD CATASTROPHE: EVERYTHING...
🚨 EVERY COLDCARD EVER MADE HAS A CRITICAL BUG — CHECK YOUR FUNDS RIGHT NOW
IF YOU OWN A COLDCARD, STOP READING SOCIAL MEDIA AND READ THIS. YOUR FUNDS MAY BE AT RISK RIGHT NOW. 🚨...
THIS GUY JUST SET BACK SELF-CUSTODY FOREVER — WEAK ENTROPY DRAINS WALLETS WITH NO DEVICE ACCESS
⚠️ This guy just set back self-custody Bitcoin forever. The thefts will continue. And the lawsuits that follow will be a...
COLDCARD’S ENTROPY BUG WAS LICENSE PARANOIA — THEY BROKE YOUR KEYS TO KEEP OUT ‘CLONES’
You bought a Coldcard because “not your keys, not your coins.” But what if the keys themselves were the problem? The...
“LOL, YOU ARE THE ONE FORKING OFF” — LUKE DASHJR VS MEMPOOL OVER BIP-110
“lol, you are the one forking off 🤡” That’s the entire energy of the exchange that dropped on July 30, 2026....
Wall Street’s Short Sellers Just Lost $282 Million in a Day Betting Bitcoin Would Die — and the Treasury Is About to Punish YOU for Their Mistake
Bitcoin smashed $81,000 and liquidated $282 million of short positions in 24 hours — 62% of all crypto shorts wiped out....
BLACKROCK JUST SUCKED IN $503M IN ONE DAY — AUGUST IS ITS BIGGEST ETF MONTH — YOU STILL OWN NOTHING
BlackRock's IBIT just recorded its biggest single-day inflow since May — $502.99M in one day — making August 2026 the strongest...