TRUMP JUST PROMISED 270 MILLION AMERICANS $5,000 OF PRINTER MONEY — THE SAME INFLATION THAT STOLE YOUR BITCOIN WILL EAT IT BEFORE IT ARRIVES
Your President just promised you $5,000. Sounds free, right? Then he told you who pays for it. Nobody. Nothing. The machine...
THE ‘BITCOIN’ BANK JUST FIRED HALF ITS SWISS STAFF — AND SWEARS THE SLUMP HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT
Bitcoin Suisse. The Zug firm that put Bitcoin’s name on a Swiss banking license. The company that built its whole brand...
THE NUMBER THAT DRAGGED BITCOIN FROM $82K DROPS TODAY — THE FED ALREADY TOLD YOU THE OUTCOME
Bitcoin lost $3,900 from its high in six days. The number that did it drops at 8:30am ET today - and...
YOUR “CHARITY” WASTES MILLIONS ON OVERHEAD. THIS ONE MOVED $36.6 MILLION IN BITCOIN FOR $12.51
OpenSats allocated $36.6 million to 413 grantees across more than 40 countries - every dollar pass-through, with Q2 fees of just...
HE STOLE $245 MILLION IN BITCOIN WITH ONE FAKE GOOGLE CALL — THEN BLEW $569,000 IN A SINGLE NIGHT AT A CLUB
A fake phone call just cost one man $245 million — and the 22-year-old kid who took it from him spent...
THEY SAID QUANTUM WAS 20 YEARS AWAY. 100 VOLUNTEERS AND AI AGENTS JUST CUT THE COST OF BREAKING BITCOIN BY 86%
The ECDSA.Fail project just slashed the estimated quantum resources needed to break Bitcoin's secp256k1 cryptography by 86.1% — more than half...
A BITCOIN DEVELOPER WANTS TO TAX EVERY ADDRESS 0.1% A YEAR — NO CONSENSUS, NO VOTE, NO EXCEPTIONS
A Bitcoin protocol developer proposed a 0.1% annual tax on every address — as a soft fork that can be activated...
THE IMF TOOK EL SALVADOR’S BITCOIN WALLET, BANNED NEW BUYS, AND NOW CLAIMS 1,540 BTC WERE ‘DONATIONS’ FROM NOBODY
The people who printed the dollars you’re fleeing just reached into the world’s first Bitcoin nation — and took the wallet....
GERMANY JUST KILLED THE TAX-FREE HODL — DECEMBER 31 IS THE LAST DAY YOUR BITCOIN WILL EVER BE FREE
Germany’s draft bill nukes the one-year tax-free rule. Buy before December 31, 2026 or the state taxes your hodl forever — 25% withholding from 2028.
OIL IS ALMOST $100, IRAN IS THREATENING AMERICAN TANKERS, AND THE FED IS ABOUT TO MAKE BITCOIN PAY FOR THE WAR
Oil is back near $100 because the U.S. and Iran are shooting at each other's tankers in the Strait of Hormuz....
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A BANK WILL LEND YOU MONEY AGAINST YOUR BITCOIN — A CUSTODIAN HOLDS THE KEYS AND A COURT SELLS THEM IF YOU MISS A PAYMENT
South Korea's Jeonbuk Bank is now lending won against Bitcoin. A custodian holds the coins and a court sells them on...
THEY TOLD YOU WALL STREET OWNS BITCOIN NOW. THE DATA SAYS YOU STILL HOLD TWO-THIRDS — AND YOU SOLD THEM 696,000 COINS ANYWAY
Individuals still hold 13.9 million BTC — two-thirds of every coin that will ever exist. River data shows they net-sold 696,000...