THE ‘UNHACKABLE’ WALLET JUST MAILED YOUR HOME ADDRESS TO THE PHISHERS — TREZOR’S DATA BREACH GREW BY 67,000 AMERICANS
Trezor says 67,000 more U.S. customers were exposed in the ShipMonk shipping breach. Your keys are cold — your address just...
BITCOIN JUST GOT LIQUIDATED BY A JOBS REPORT THE FED WILL ‘REVISE’ NEXT MONTH — $200 MILLION OF LONGS, ONE HOUR, $80,000 GONE
August payrolls hit 162,000 — three times the forecast — and Bitcoin fell below $80,000 in minutes. $200M in longs wiped...
THE BANK THAT CALLED BITCOIN ‘RISKY’ JUST BECAME ITS DEALER IN DUBAI — THE RICH GET A TRADING DESK, YOU GET A RISK WARNING
The too-big-to-fail bank just started selling Bitcoin to institutions in Dubai. You still get the risk warning.
THE ‘UNHACKABLE’ WALLET JUST FUNDED A LAUNDROMAT: THE COLDCARD THIEF IS CIRCLING $114 MILLION IN STOLEN COINS THROUGH THORCHAIN
The third-wave Coldcard thief finally started moving the loot: 10% of $114.7 million in stolen Bitcoin is now being swapped through...
THE ‘$1 BILLION’ CRYPTO WALLET THAT HELD $10 — AND THE CON THAT MADE A MAN BELIEVE HE WAS RICH
Article body below (markdown, HTML entities for em-dashes — where needed): A grown man flew a team of wallet recovery experts...
THE SEC JUST LEGALIZED BLOCKCHAIN RECORDS – FOR WALL STREET. YOUR COINS? STILL ‘RISKY.’
The SEC spent years suing anyone who called a blockchain record 'legal.' On September 1 it proposed making a blockchain the...
THE QUANTUM ‘MIRACLE FIX’ COSTS $200 PER TRANSACTION, NEEDS A MINER’S PERMISSION, AND JUST SPLIT THE COMMUNITY
They cheered the quantum 'fix' at the keynote. Nobody told you it costs $200 a pop, needs one friendly miner, and...
CZ SAYS BITCOIN HITS $1 MILLION — AND WANTS TO FREEZE SATOSHI’S 1.1 MILLION COINS ‘FOR YOUR PROTECTION’
The man who ran the biggest exchange on Earth just told Hong Kong a seven-figure Bitcoin is closer than you think....
TETHER FROZE $42 MILLION WITHOUT A WARRANT — YOUR ‘STABLE’ COIN HAS A KILL SWITCH
Two Thai investors are suing Tether for freezing $42.4 million of their USDT four months before any warrant existed. The 'stable'...
RUSSIAN HACKER STOLE BITCOIN WITH A COPY-PASTE TRICK FOR 8 YEARS – AND THE FEDS NEEDED 23 TO CATCH HIM
A Russian botnet spent 8 years swapping the Bitcoin address you copy-pasted for a thief's address. The operator never even spent...
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THE ETF INDUSTRY JUST USED A HARDWARE HACK TO SELL YOU ETFs – AND THE WOMAN WHO SAID ‘HAND YOUR BITCOIN TO A SPECIALIST FIRM’ RUNS ONE
A Ledger hardware implant exposed a reseller, not self-custody. Within days an ETF issuer's co-founder said self-custody "will always be less...
FRANCE JUST VOTED TO TAX YOU FOR LEAVING THE COUNTRY — AND TO MAKE YOU DECLARE EVERY BITCOIN YOU HOLD IN SELF-CUSTODY
France's National Assembly Finance Committee backed an exit tax on crypto above €800,000 and a 31.4% tax on swapping Bitcoin into...