$11.3 BILLION STOLEN FROM AMERICANS BY CRYPTO SCAMS — AND NOT ONE VICTIM HELD THEIR OWN KEYS
The FBI logged 181,565 crypto complaints and $11.3 billion in losses for 2025. The White House is holding a cybercrime event...
COINBASE IS ACCUSED OF HIDING $1 BILLION IN HACKS — AND YOUR ONLY RECOURSE IS TO TAKE THEIR WORD FOR IT
Ari Paul says Coinbase lost $25 million of his firm's bitcoin and hid over $1 billion in hacks. Coinbase denies it....
BLACKROCK WILL LET YOU OWN BITCOIN — AS LONG AS YOU AGREE NOT TO GET RICH
BlackRock filed for a bitcoin ETF that caps your upside and "protects" your downside. The Calamos version it copied keeps 90%...
MT. GOX JUST ASKED ITS VICTIMS FOR ONE MORE YEAR — SIXTH EXTENSION, TWELVE YEARS, AND $2.8 BILLION STILL SITTING IN A WALLET
A Tokyo court just moved Mt. Gox repayments to October 31, 2027 — the sixth extension. Roughly 34,400 BTC ($2.8 billion)...
THEY SOLD YOU SELF-CUSTODY — THEN GENERATED YOUR SEED WITH MATH.RANDOM(). 1,400 WALLETS JUST WENT TO ZERO.
Qubic froze its entire chain after 1,400 wallets were drained by seeds built with JavaScript's Math.random(). Coldcard lost $38M the same...
COBO IS KILLING ITS WALLET APP — LEAVE YOUR BITCOIN BEHIND AND IT WILL BILL YOU $100 A MONTH UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT
Cobo closes its wallet app on Dec 1 and charges 2% a month — minimum $100 — on the coins you...
THEY’RE WRITING THE CONFISCATION RULES FOR 6.4 MILLION BITCOIN — AND A NATIONAL GOVERNMENT IS FIRST IN LINE
Nine crypto firms launched the Quantum Alliance to "prepare" Bitcoin for quantum attacks. The alliance says 6.4 million BTC — 30.2%...
GERMANY’S BIGGEST BANK SAID BITCOIN’S SELLOFF WAS ‘A LOSS OF CONVICTION’ — NOW IT’S BUILDING THE VAULT THAT HOLDS YOUR COINS AND YOU WILL NEVER GET THE KEYS
Deutsche Bank launches Bitcoin custody within weeks, then Asia in 2027. It holds the coins. It never hands you the keys....
COINBASE HOLDS 5% OF ALL BITCOIN — IT JUST WROTE THE WISHLIST FOR REWRITING THE NETWORK’S SECURITY. SATOSHI’S COINS ARE ‘A SEPARATE PROBLEM.’
Coinbase custodies about 5% of all bitcoin and just published what it wants Bitcoin's quantum migration to look like — including...
PAUL SZTORC CALLED LIGHTNING A THERANOS-STYLE FRAUD — THE 80% HE DROPPED IS THE PART THAT SHOULD ANGER YOU
Paul Sztorc says custodial services carry over 80% of Lightning payments and compares the marketing to Theranos. If he's right, most...
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HAND GRAYSCALE $364,800 OF BITCOIN AND THEY TAKE THE KEYS OFF YOUR HANDS. THAT IS THE PRODUCT.
Grayscale opened in-kind subscriptions to 10 products. The entry ticket for the Bitcoin Mini Trust is about $364,800 - the most...
82 CRYPTO PROJECTS RAISED $1 BILLION AND DIED IN 2026. BITCOIN RAISED NOTHING, HAS NO CEO, AND IS STILL HERE.
A researcher logged 82 crypto projects that shut down in 2026 - Balancer, Radiant Capital, Neon EVM, Blast. Together they raised...