JPMORGAN CALLED BITCOIN A “PET ROCK.” NOW THEY VALUE IT AT $266,000 — 3.3X THE PRICE YOU’RE SELLING IT FOR
JPMorgan quietly values Bitcoin at $266,000 on gold parity - 3.3x today's price. The bank that mocked you now prices your...
YOUR EXCHANGE TOLD YOU COLD STORAGE “CAN’T DO LIGHTNING.” A SWISS WALLET JUST MADE THEM ALL LIARS.
BitBox just gave every BitBox02 owner free Lightning on their cold storage — BIP-85 derived, one seed, no exchange required. The...
THE SENATE KILLED CLARITY. 48 HOURS LATER TWO UNELECTED CHAIRS SWORE THEY WILL WRITE THE RULES THEMSELVES — AND ADMITTED NONE OF IT WILL SURVIVE THE NEXT PRESIDENT
The Senate killed CLARITY on Monday. By Wednesday, the SEC and CFTC chairs swore they would write the crypto rules themselves...
THE SWAP CARTEL JUST GOT ITS FIRST OPEN ENEMY — AND IT RUNS ON NOSTR
Lightning Labs and Boltz collect rent on every submarine swap. A new Nostr orderbook just let every pleb with an LND...
TRUMP BEGGED FOR 1% RATES. THE FED GAVE HIM 4%. BITCOIN DIDN’T EVEN BLINK.
The most powerful man on earth demanded 1% rates. His own central bank hiked to 4% in his face. And Bitcoin,...
THEY KILLED THE CLARITY ACT MONDAY. TUESDAY THE ‘SMART MONEY’ DUMPED $450M OF BITCOIN ETFS — RIGHT BEHIND YOU
Tuesday after the Senate killed the CLARITY Act: $450.4M fled US spot Bitcoin ETFs in one day - the biggest daily...
THEY HIKED YOUR MORTGAGE $85 A MONTH — AND BITCOIN SPIKED IN THEIR FACES ANYWAY
The Fed raised rates for the first time since 2023. Bitcoin spiked anyway. Here’s why that’s the best advertisement Bitcoin ever...
ROBINHOOD’S OWN ENGINEERS JUST GOT CHARGED FOR FRONT-RUNNING YOUR TRADES — A SECRET SLACK CHANNEL WAS ALL IT TOOK
Two "Coin Aware" engineers watched the answer sheet, bought Hyperliquid perps before every listing, and each walked away with $50K+. The...
FED DECISION DAY: 12 UNELECTED BANKERS, 85% ODDS OF A HIKE, AND BITCOIN STILL TAKING THE FALL FOR WASHINGTON’S CRIMES
The Fed decides today at 2 p.m. ET with ~85% odds of a rate hike — one day after the Senate...
CATHIE WOOD TOLD YOU $1M BITCOIN. SHE JUST DUMPED $65 MILLION OF HER OWN CRYPTO BEFORE THE VOTE
Cathie Wood told you Bitcoin hits $1 million. On Monday, the day before the Senate Clarity Act vote, ARK dumped $65...
METAMASK LOST CONTROL OF 523,000 ETH AND WON’T SAY WHY — IT STILL WANTS YOUR KEYS
MetaMask got compromised, quietly exited ~17,000 Ethereum validators, watched block rewards get rerouted to a Tornado Cash-funded address — and told...
Bitget Lost $388M Through a Zero-Day, Not Stolen Keys
SlowMist traced Bitget's $387.5M theft to a zero-day in a third-party security vendor, not stolen keys. The keys you rent were...