THEY PUT A BITCOIN DEV IN A CELL WITH A MURDERER FOR WRITING CODE — THE MEN WHO STOLE $388 MILLION ARE STILL SWAPPING IT IN THE OPEN
Keonne Rodriguez is serving five years for writing privacy software — he slept on half a mattress next to a man...
IRAN ESCAPED SANCTIONS WITH BITCOIN. THE DOJ IS NOW PROBING BINANCE. WASHINGTON IS FURIOUS THAT SOMETHING CAN’T BE FROZEN
They froze Iran’s stablecoins in April. So Iran went full Bitcoin. Now the DOJ is investigating the world’s biggest exchange for...
BITCOIN JUST HIT $86,000 — AN 8-MONTH HIGH — AND THE BEAR WHO PREDICTED $44,000 JUST SURRENDERED
For months, one of the loudest bears in Bitcoin told anyone who would listen that the cycle low was still ahead....
RUSSIA IS LEGALIZING CRYPTO BY YEAR-END — WHILE THE WEST IS STILL BANNING YOUR COINS
The country your government has spent years trying to strangle just announced it will have a fully legal crypto industry by...
HE TRUSTED AN EXCHANGE IN 2011. IT DIED IN 2014. HE JUST GOT HIS 61 BTC BACK — WHILE A CO-FOUNDER ALLEGEDLY SITS ON £500 MILLION OF CUSTOMER COINS
A British investor just clawed back 61 BTC from an exchange that died in 2014 — while one co-founder allegedly still...
LAGARDE HAS ZERO POWER OVER BINANCE. SHE CALLED A PRIME MINISTER AND BANNED THEM FROM EUROPE ANYWAY
The head of the ECB has no authority over Binance's license. She lobbied a prime minister and killed it anyway. This...
JPMORGAN CALLED BITCOIN A “PET ROCK.” NOW THEY VALUE IT AT $266,000 — 3.3X THE PRICE YOU’RE SELLING IT FOR
JPMorgan quietly values Bitcoin at $266,000 on gold parity - 3.3x today's price. The bank that mocked you now prices your...
YOUR EXCHANGE TOLD YOU COLD STORAGE “CAN’T DO LIGHTNING.” A SWISS WALLET JUST MADE THEM ALL LIARS.
BitBox just gave every BitBox02 owner free Lightning on their cold storage — BIP-85 derived, one seed, no exchange required. The...
THE SENATE KILLED CLARITY. 48 HOURS LATER TWO UNELECTED CHAIRS SWORE THEY WILL WRITE THE RULES THEMSELVES — AND ADMITTED NONE OF IT WILL SURVIVE THE NEXT PRESIDENT
The Senate killed CLARITY on Monday. By Wednesday, the SEC and CFTC chairs swore they would write the crypto rules themselves...
THE SWAP CARTEL JUST GOT ITS FIRST OPEN ENEMY — AND IT RUNS ON NOSTR
Lightning Labs and Boltz collect rent on every submarine swap. A new Nostr orderbook just let every pleb with an LND...
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THEY’RE WRITING THE CONFISCATION RULES FOR 6.4 MILLION BITCOIN — AND A NATIONAL GOVERNMENT IS FIRST IN LINE
Nine crypto firms launched the Quantum Alliance to "prepare" Bitcoin for quantum attacks. The alliance says 6.4 million BTC — 30.2%...
RUSSIA JUST BANNED PEER-TO-PEER BITCOIN AND TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN’T MOVE YOUR COINS TO YOUR OWN WALLET — THEN GAVE ITS BIGGEST BANK A LICENSE TO HOLD THEM
The Bank of Russia confirmed direct peer-to-peer crypto trades end July 1, 2027 — and that individuals can't move coins from...