BLOOMBERG SAID $75,000 WOULD PROVE HIM WRONG. BITCOIN IS AT $81,000 — SO HE JUST REPUBLISHED THE $10,000 CALL.
Bloomberg's Mike McGlone said holding above $75,000 would prove him wrong. Bitcoin is at $81,000. His answer: publish the $10,000 call...
AMERICA JUST BECAME A NET BUYER OF BITCOIN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2022 — WHILE SELLING THE REST OF THE WORLD A DIGITAL DOLLAR IT CAN SWITCH OFF
Chainalysis: the US became a net bitcoin importer in 2026 while exporting dollar stablecoins abroad. Keeping the hard money, selling you...
THEY TOLD YOU WALL STREET OWNS BITCOIN NOW. THE DATA SAYS YOU STILL HOLD TWO-THIRDS — AND YOU SOLD THEM 696,000 COINS ANYWAY
Individuals still hold 13.9 million BTC — two-thirds of every coin that will ever exist. River data shows they net-sold 696,000...
ROBINHOOD HOLDS 185,000 BITCOIN FOR YOU – TODAY IT BOUGHT 294 FOR ITSELF
Robinhood custodies 185,000 BTC for its customers. On October 7 it put $25 million of Bitcoin on its own balance sheet...
BITCOIN ETFs JUST POSTED THEIR BEST QUARTER OF 2026 — AND BITCOIN IS STILL DOWN ON THE YEAR. HERE IS THE MATH WALL STREET BURIED.
Bitcoin ETFs took in $6.3 billion in Q3 while the year-to-date net is $985 million. A $5.4 billion first-half hole is...
WALL STREET JUST POURED $987 MILLION INTO BITCOIN IN ONE WEEK — THE THIRD STRAIGHT WEEK. YOU STILL OWN NOTHING.
Bitcoin ETFs took in $986.85 million in one week — 79.4% of every dollar that flowed into crypto ETFs. Third straight...
THE BROKER THAT SAID BITCOIN WASN’T AN ASSET CLASS JUST LISTED 9 CRYPTO ETNs — AND YOU STILL DON’T OWN A SINGLE SAT
Hargreaves Lansdown sneered at Bitcoin for a year. Now it sells nine crypto ETNs to 2 million UK investors — while...
WHALES JUST ATE $3 BILLION OF BITCOIN — WHILE RETAIL INTEREST HIT A FIVE-YEAR LOW. YOU CHECKED OUT. THEY DIDN’T.
Whales scooped 39,150+ BTC (~$3 billion) in one week while retail interest cratered to a five-year low. They bought. You checked out. Again.
ADAM BACK JUST BET ON FRANCE’S BITCOIN TREASURY — €21M RAISED TO BUY MORE BITCOIN
Adam Back and TOBAM backed Capital B's €21M raise — France's bitcoin treasury now targets ~3,415 BTC. While you wait for...
BLACKROCK JUST SUCKED IN $503M IN ONE DAY — AUGUST IS ITS BIGGEST ETF MONTH — YOU STILL OWN NOTHING
BlackRock's IBIT just recorded its biggest single-day inflow since May — $502.99M in one day — making August 2026 the strongest...
HALF OF CRYPTO INVESTORS DID NOT KNOW SELLING WAS TAXABLE. CONGRESS IS ABOUT TO HAND THEM A 0% PENALTY GET-OUT WHILE YOU ALREADY PAID.
Section 502 of H.R. 10357 hands a 0% penalty to crypto traders who certify they didn't know the rules - and...
BITCOIN MINERS SOLD 15,000 BTC TO ESCAPE INTO AI — MICROSOFT JUST WALKED AWAY, AND THE POWER WON’T BE READY UNTIL THE 2030s
Microsoft walked away from a UK AI data center run by Nscale, a bitcoin mining spin-off, after the grid said power...