THE ‘UNHACKABLE’ WALLET JUST FUNDED A LAUNDROMAT: THE COLDCARD THIEF IS CIRCLING $114 MILLION IN STOLEN COINS THROUGH THORCHAIN
The third-wave Coldcard thief finally started moving the loot: 10% of $114.7 million in stolen Bitcoin is now being swapped through...
THE ‘$1 BILLION’ CRYPTO WALLET THAT HELD $10 — AND THE CON THAT MADE A MAN BELIEVE HE WAS RICH
Article body below (markdown, HTML entities for em-dashes — where needed): A grown man flew a team of wallet recovery experts...
THE QUANTUM ‘MIRACLE FIX’ COSTS $200 PER TRANSACTION, NEEDS A MINER’S PERMISSION, AND JUST SPLIT THE COMMUNITY
They cheered the quantum 'fix' at the keynote. Nobody told you it costs $200 a pop, needs one friendly miner, and...
CZ SAYS BITCOIN HITS $1 MILLION — AND WANTS TO FREEZE SATOSHI’S 1.1 MILLION COINS ‘FOR YOUR PROTECTION’
The man who ran the biggest exchange on Earth just told Hong Kong a seven-figure Bitcoin is closer than you think....
TETHER FROZE $42 MILLION WITHOUT A WARRANT — YOUR ‘STABLE’ COIN HAS A KILL SWITCH
Two Thai investors are suing Tether for freezing $42.4 million of their USDT four months before any warrant existed. The 'stable'...
RUSSIAN HACKER STOLE BITCOIN WITH A COPY-PASTE TRICK FOR 8 YEARS – AND THE FEDS NEEDED 23 TO CATCH HIM
A Russian botnet spent 8 years swapping the Bitcoin address you copy-pasted for a thief's address. The operator never even spent...
NORTH KOREA’S HACKERS JUST CASHED OUT $30 MILLION IN STOLEN BITCOIN — NO NAME, NO PASSPORT, NO PROBLEM
Lazarus Group wallets sold $30M+ in stolen Bitcoin on Hyperliquid with zero KYC while Payward explores bringing the platform to U.S....
THE FED JUST RIPPED YOUR AUGUST GAINS AWAY — ‘REKTEMBER’ IS HERE AND WALL STREET CALLED IT
Bitcoin fell below $78,000 on September 1 as Fed rate-hike odds jumped from under 40% to 66% after Kevin Warsh's hawkish...
BITCOIN MINERS JUST RENTED THEMSELVES OUT TO THE AI BUBBLE FOR $35 BILLION
Anthropic just signed a $35 billion AI compute deal that runs through a former bitcoin miner's Texas campus. Hut 8 left...
SAYLOR DUMPED 7,000 BITCOIN INTO THE CRASH TO PAY A DIVIDEND — NOW HE’S BUYING BACK WITH PRINTED SHARES
Saylor sold ~7,000 BTC into the crash to pay Wall Street a dividend, then bought back 4,603 at 23% higher with...
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THEY’RE WRITING THE CONFISCATION RULES FOR 6.4 MILLION BITCOIN — AND A NATIONAL GOVERNMENT IS FIRST IN LINE
Nine crypto firms launched the Quantum Alliance to "prepare" Bitcoin for quantum attacks. The alliance says 6.4 million BTC — 30.2%...
RUSSIA JUST BANNED PEER-TO-PEER BITCOIN AND TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN’T MOVE YOUR COINS TO YOUR OWN WALLET — THEN GAVE ITS BIGGEST BANK A LICENSE TO HOLD THEM
The Bank of Russia confirmed direct peer-to-peer crypto trades end July 1, 2027 — and that individuals can't move coins from...