THE TALIBAN BANNED BITCOIN AS A SCAM — IT’S THE ONLY MONEY THEY CAN’T CONTROL
Afghanistan just made Bitcoin illegal. The regime calls it a scam. The real crime: Afghans use it to keep their wealth...
ADAM BACK JUST BET ON FRANCE’S BITCOIN TREASURY — €21M RAISED TO BUY MORE BITCOIN
Adam Back and TOBAM backed Capital B's €21M raise — France's bitcoin treasury now targets ~3,415 BTC. While you wait for...
THE DEGENS WHO CALLED THE CRASH NOW SAY BITCOIN ENDS 2026 AT $75,000 — DON’T FALL FOR IT
The gamblers who priced the Warsh crash to the penny now say Bitcoin ends 2026 at $75,000 — while ETFs just...
THE FED JUST CONFESSED TO 65 MONTHS OF INFLATION — THEN KILLED BITCOIN FOR PUNISHING THEM
Fed Chair Kevin Warsh confessed the Fed caused 65 months of inflation — then went hawkish and Bitcoin took the bullet....
THEY SAID QUANTUM COMPUTERS WOULD DESTROY BITCOIN. THE FIRST QUANTUM-SAFE TRANSACTION JUST HIT MAINNET – WITHOUT A SINGLE FORK
For a decade they said quantum computers would destroy Bitcoin. On August 27 the first quantum-safe transaction hit mainnet - no...
$80 BILLION GONE: THE ‘BITCOIN TREASURY’ MODEL JUST IMPLODED — AND THEY STILL TOLD YOU NEVER TO SELL
The top 50 Bitcoin treasury companies just shed $80 billion in market value. Saylor told YOU never to sell - while...
GENIUS GROUP DUMPED ITS LAST BITCOIN AT A LOSS IN APRIL – NOW IT WANTS $827 MILLION OF YOUR MONEY TO BUY BACK IN AT $80,000
The 'Bitcoin first' education company liquidated its entire treasury at a loss in April to repay debt. Four months later it's...
THE AI IS COMING FOR YOUR LIGHTNING NODE — CORE LIGHTNING JUST TOLD BITCOINERS TO GO OFFLINE
Core Lightning confirmed AI-generated vulnerability reports were real and told node operators to run offline until the fix lands. The machines...
GALAXY JUST REOPENED THE BORROW-AGAINST-BITCOIN DOOR — THE LAST TIME WALL STREET RAN THIS PLAY, CELSIUS FROZE EVERYTHING
GalaxyOne is lending you fiat against your Bitcoin at 8.99% APR. Sounds like freedom. It's actually custody of your coins, "continuous...
THEY CAN ONLY SEE 14% OF YOUR CRYPTO – SO THEY’RE BUILDING A DRAGNET FOR THE MISSING $457 BILLION. YOUR SELF-CUSTODY STACK IS THE LAST BLIND SPOT
Chainalysis just dropped the number the IRS hoped you'd never see: $457 billion in potentially taxable crypto activity onchain in 2025...
Quick Reads
THEY TOLD YOU YOUR COINS WERE SAFE. ROBINHOOD IS 100% EXPOSED, REVOLUT 99%, BINANCE 83% – AND THE FIX IS CALLED ‘BUNKER MODE’
Justin Drake says move your Bitcoin to fresh addresses. Glassnode: 6M BTC sit behind exposed public keys. Robinhood 100%, Revolut 99%,...
BRUSSELS JUST GAVE YOU 90 DAYS TO DUMP THE DOLLAR TOKENS IT DOESN’T LIKE — AND YOUR EXCHANGE WILL DO IT FOR YOU
ESMA told every MiCA-licensed EU crypto firm to stop servicing non-compliant stablecoins by Jan 8, 2027. Your exit is "temporary and closely supervised."