THEY WANTED 36% OF YOUR BITCOIN EVERY SINGLE YEAR — WITHOUT YOU SELLING A SINGLE SAT. THE WHALES SAID THEY’D LEAVE, AND THE SMALL GUY GOT THE BILL.
The Netherlands planned a 36% annual tax on unrealized crypto gains. It died the moment capital threatened to walk. Then the...
THE POLICE STOLE 50 BITCOIN FROM THEIR OWN EVIDENCE LOCKER — THE CRIMINAL IS THE ONE WHO REPORTED IT
The NCA officer who led the crypto extraction on Silk Road 2.0 stole 50 Bitcoin out of the wallet his own...
Bitget Lost $388M Through a Zero-Day, Not Stolen Keys
SlowMist traced Bitget's $387.5M theft to a zero-day in a third-party security vendor, not stolen keys. The keys you rent were...
THE FED PRINTED THE SOFTEST INFLATION NUMBER OF THE YEAR. BITCOIN FLASHED $85,500. TWO HOURS LATER IT WAS GONE.
THE GOVERNMENT PRINTED THE NUMBER. BITCOIN FLASHED $85,500. TWO HOURS LATER IT WAS GONE. Inflation came in soft. The Fed’s own...
THEY SOLD YOU THE BULL MARKET. THE SHORT SQUEEZES ARE SPENT, THE LONGS ARE TRAPPED, AND $80,000 IS WHERE THE BULL PHASE GOES TO DIE.
The $87,000 rally's short squeeze is spent. Spot demand is down 170,000 BTC in 30 days, ETF inflows fell 97%, and...
THEY SOLD YOU THE BITCOIN PIONEERS. ADAM BACK’S EMPIRE JUST SHOWED YOU WHAT ‘SAFE HANDS’ ACTUALLY COST
Satoshi cited his work. Then a bug let a stranger mint unbacked Bitcoin on his sidechain, his public treasury listing died...
BITGET JUST WATCHED $463,000,000 FLEE IN 24 HOURS. THE FUND THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO REASSURE YOU HAS ALREADY HALVED.
Bitget lost $463M in customer outflows in 24 hours after the $388M hack. The $464M protection fund is now under $200M.
THEY SOLD YOU ‘REKTEMBER.’ BITCOIN IS TWO DAYS FROM BREAKING A STREAK IT HASN’T HIT SINCE 2012 — AND THE SAME CROWD IS ALREADY MOVING THE GOALPOSTS
Bitcoin is up about 7% in September after a 25% August. A green close on September 30 breaks a pattern that...
EL SALVADOR JUST TRADED BITCOIN FOR A GOVERNMENT STABLECOIN THAT CHECKS YOUR ID, SORTS YOU BY YOUR ADDRESS, AND CAN BE SWITCHED OFF
Five years after making Bitcoin legal tender, El Salvador is building Sivar - a government stablecoin app on Coinbase's Base that...
3,568 Bitcoin Just Moved Out of Saylor’s Wallets. Panic Says He’s Selling. Arkham Says Nope. Here’s What Actually Spooked Me.
3,568 Bitcoin (~$297M) left Strategy-linked wallets in nine hours and the market panicked. Arkham traced every coin: not a single one...
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Self-Custody Needs a Node: Umbrel + Hardware Wallet
A hardware wallet holds your keys, but your node checks the rules. Pair it with Umbrel for real self-custody.
COINBASE COULDN’T KEEP CUSTOMER MONEY IN THE RIGHT ACCOUNT FOR FIVE YEARS — IRELAND FINED IT $3.6 MILLION, AND WASHINGTON STILL CALLS IT CUSTODY
Ireland's central bank fined Coinbase EUR 3.25 million for leaving customer money in the wrong accounts for five years. Coinbase says...