BITCOIN JUST GOT LIQUIDATED BY A JOBS REPORT THE FED WILL ‘REVISE’ NEXT MONTH — $200 MILLION OF LONGS, ONE HOUR, $80,000 GONE
August payrolls hit 162,000 — three times the forecast — and Bitcoin fell below $80,000 in minutes. $200M in longs wiped...
THE BROKER THAT SAID BITCOIN WASN’T AN ASSET CLASS JUST LISTED 9 CRYPTO ETNs — AND YOU STILL DON’T OWN A SINGLE SAT
Hargreaves Lansdown sneered at Bitcoin for a year. Now it sells nine crypto ETNs to 2 million UK investors — while...
THE BANK THAT CALLED BITCOIN ‘RISKY’ JUST BECAME ITS DEALER IN DUBAI — THE RICH GET A TRADING DESK, YOU GET A RISK WARNING
The too-big-to-fail bank just started selling Bitcoin to institutions in Dubai. You still get the risk warning.
THE ‘UNHACKABLE’ WALLET JUST FUNDED A LAUNDROMAT: THE COLDCARD THIEF IS CIRCLING $114 MILLION IN STOLEN COINS THROUGH THORCHAIN
The third-wave Coldcard thief finally started moving the loot: 10% of $114.7 million in stolen Bitcoin is now being swapped through...
THE ‘$1 BILLION’ CRYPTO WALLET THAT HELD $10 — AND THE CON THAT MADE A MAN BELIEVE HE WAS RICH
Article body below (markdown, HTML entities for em-dashes — where needed): A grown man flew a team of wallet recovery experts...
THE SEC JUST LEGALIZED BLOCKCHAIN RECORDS – FOR WALL STREET. YOUR COINS? STILL ‘RISKY.’
The SEC spent years suing anyone who called a blockchain record 'legal.' On September 1 it proposed making a blockchain the...
THE QUANTUM ‘MIRACLE FIX’ COSTS $200 PER TRANSACTION, NEEDS A MINER’S PERMISSION, AND JUST SPLIT THE COMMUNITY
They cheered the quantum 'fix' at the keynote. Nobody told you it costs $200 a pop, needs one friendly miner, and...
THE BANKER WHO CALLED YOUR SAVINGS A ‘HIDDEN TAX’ IS ALL IN ON BITCOIN
Mexico's third-richest man runs a bank — and just called fiat a "hidden tax." His portfolio is now 70% Bitcoin. When...
CZ SAYS BITCOIN HITS $1 MILLION — AND WANTS TO FREEZE SATOSHI’S 1.1 MILLION COINS ‘FOR YOUR PROTECTION’
The man who ran the biggest exchange on Earth just told Hong Kong a seven-figure Bitcoin is closer than you think....
TETHER FROZE $42 MILLION WITHOUT A WARRANT — YOUR ‘STABLE’ COIN HAS A KILL SWITCH
Two Thai investors are suing Tether for freezing $42.4 million of their USDT four months before any warrant existed. The 'stable'...
THEY TOLD YOU YOUR COINS WERE SAFE. ROBINHOOD IS 100% EXPOSED, REVOLUT 99%, BINANCE 83% – AND THE FIX IS CALLED ‘BUNKER MODE’
Justin Drake says move your Bitcoin to fresh addresses. Glassnode: 6M BTC sit behind exposed public keys. Robinhood 100%, Revolut 99%,...
BRUSSELS JUST GAVE YOU 90 DAYS TO DUMP THE DOLLAR TOKENS IT DOESN’T LIKE — AND YOUR EXCHANGE WILL DO IT FOR YOU
ESMA told every MiCA-licensed EU crypto firm to stop servicing non-compliant stablecoins by Jan 8, 2027. Your exit is "temporary and closely supervised."