GERMANY JUST KILLED THE TAX-FREE HODL — DECEMBER 31 IS THE LAST DAY YOUR BITCOIN WILL EVER BE FREE
Germany’s draft bill nukes the one-year tax-free rule. Buy before December 31, 2026 or the state taxes your hodl forever — 25% withholding from 2028.
OIL IS ALMOST $100, IRAN IS THREATENING AMERICAN TANKERS, AND THE FED IS ABOUT TO MAKE BITCOIN PAY FOR THE WAR
Oil is back near $100 because the U.S. and Iran are shooting at each other's tankers in the Strait of Hormuz....
THE FED WHIPSAWED BITCOIN ACROSS $80K THREE TIMES IN 72 HOURS — ONE SPEECH, ONE JOBS NUMBER, ZERO ESCAPE
A Fed governor said 'give disinflation a chance' and Bitcoin soared to $82,240. A jobs number triple the estimate crashed it...
WALL STREET’S ‘BEST BUYING STREAK OF 2026’ IS STILL $1 BILLION IN THE RED — THE ETFS CAN’T EVEN BREAK EVEN
Three straight weeks of buying. $3.8 billion shoved into Bitcoin ETFs. And the funds are STILL a billion dollars underwater for...
SAYLOR’S BITCOIN COMEBACK LASTED EXACTLY ONE WEEK – HE SKIPPED THE BUY TO SPEND $176 MILLION ON HIS OWN STOCK
Strategy skipped its weekly Bitcoin buy to repurchase $176 million of its own STRC preferred stock and doubled its buyback program...
THE ‘WHITE HATS’ RETURNED 3,400 BTC AND KEPT $47 MILLION — THE LIQUID NETWORK IS STILL FROZEN, AND YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO THANK THEM
They took $320 million, "fixed the bug," sent 85% back — and kept $47 million with no contract, no bounty terms,...
THE ‘LOST’ 2010 COINS JUST WOKE UP WITH $48 MILLION — 16 YEARS, FOUR HALVINGS, AND NO EXCHANGE TOUCHED THEM
Somebody just produced the oldest receipt in Bitcoin — and it’s worth $48 million. On Saturday, 600 Bitcoin mined back in...
BITCOIN JUST DUMPED THE STOCK MARKET FOR GOLD — THE SIX-YEAR-HIGH CORRELATION KILLS THE "RISK ASSET" LIE
Bitcoin"s 90-day link to gold just hit its highest level since 2020 while the Nasdaq correlation collapsed. The "risk asset" narrative...
WALL STREET JUST POURED $987 MILLION INTO BITCOIN IN ONE WEEK — THE THIRD STRAIGHT WEEK. YOU STILL OWN NOTHING.
Bitcoin ETFs took in $986.85 million in one week — 79.4% of every dollar that flowed into crypto ETFs. Third straight...
THE ‘SECURE’ LIQUID NETWORK JUST MINTED $320 MILLION FROM THIN AIR – YOUR ‘BITCOIN’ WAS NEVER YOURS
You were told Liquid Network was how Bitcoin moved at institutional speed. Eleven of fifteen hand-picked corporate functionaries had to sign...
Quick Reads
WASHINGTON SPENT HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS AND STILL COULDN’T BUY A CRYPTO BILL. THE UNPAID DEVELOPERS JUST SHIPPED BITCOIN CORE 32 ANYWAY.
The Senate killed CLARITY 49-50. The Fed hiked. And while Washington argued, unpaid developers tagged Bitcoin Core 32.0 RC1 - a...
The Senate Just Killed the CLARITY Act 49-50 — And Proved Nobody In Washington Fights For You
49 to 50. That’s how close Washington came to giving the crypto industry a single, clear rule of law. Then the...