BLACKROCK WILL LET YOU OWN BITCOIN — AS LONG AS YOU AGREE NOT TO GET RICH
BlackRock filed for a bitcoin ETF that caps your upside and "protects" your downside. The Calamos version it copied keeps 90%...
THEY BLOCKED 10,092 TRANSFERS TO BITCOIN — THEN JPMORGAN ADMITTED IT WILL BEAT GOLD, STOCKS AND BONDS
9,803 people filed 10,092 complaints against UK banks in 90 days for blocking Bitcoin transfers. The same week, JPMorgan projected Bitcoin...
MT. GOX JUST ASKED ITS VICTIMS FOR ONE MORE YEAR — SIXTH EXTENSION, TWELVE YEARS, AND $2.8 BILLION STILL SITTING IN A WALLET
A Tokyo court just moved Mt. Gox repayments to October 31, 2027 — the sixth extension. Roughly 34,400 BTC ($2.8 billion)...
HALF OF CRYPTO INVESTORS DID NOT KNOW SELLING WAS TAXABLE. CONGRESS IS ABOUT TO HAND THEM A 0% PENALTY GET-OUT WHILE YOU ALREADY PAID.
Section 502 of H.R. 10357 hands a 0% penalty to crypto traders who certify they didn't know the rules - and...
THEY PROMISED TO STACK BITCOIN FOREVER. THEN THEY HANDED 2,100 COINS TO A VIDEO GAME COMPANY.
Metaplanet just traded 2,100 BTC — about $172 million — for 93.7% of a shrinking Nasdaq gaming company. Its own stock...
THEY SOLD YOU SELF-CUSTODY — THEN GENERATED YOUR SEED WITH MATH.RANDOM(). 1,400 WALLETS JUST WENT TO ZERO.
Qubic froze its entire chain after 1,400 wallets were drained by seeds built with JavaScript's Math.random(). Coldcard lost $38M the same...
BITCOIN MINERS SOLD 15,000 BTC TO ESCAPE INTO AI — MICROSOFT JUST WALKED AWAY, AND THE POWER WON’T BE READY UNTIL THE 2030s
Microsoft walked away from a UK AI data center run by Nscale, a bitcoin mining spin-off, after the grid said power...
THE BANKS JUST ADMITTED THEY HOLD A LEVER OVER STABLECOINS – AND BITCOIN HAS NO LEVER TO PULL.
A BIS working paper found that a one basis point rise in bank deposit rates slows stablecoin growth, cutting a typical...
BITCOIN REGULATOR SUED GEMINI AND GOT $5 MILLION – THEN TRIED TO DELETE THE CASE. THE JUDGE REFUSED.
The CFTC and Gemini jointly asked a judge to erase a $5 million Bitcoin futures settlement. Judge Hellerstein refused. The penalty...
SAYLOR ADMITTED IT: 98% BITCOIN BUCKLES – WALL STREET WANTS 3 YEARS OF CASH, NOT 30 YEARS OF BITCOIN
At ParaFi Investor Day, Saylor said credit buyers would rather see three years of dollars than thirty years of Bitcoin. His...
A CHAT PROMPT CAN NOW FIND A BITCOIN BUG IN ONE TRY. BITCOIN CORE JUST ADMITTED IT CANNOT KEEP THEM SECRET ANYMORE.
Bitcoin Core merged a new disclosure policy on October 22 because LLMs made some bugs trivial to find. Its own Red...