THE ‘WHITE HATS’ NOW WANT A 10% RANSOM — PAY UP OR EVERY LIQUID HOLDER EATS A 15% LOSS
They took $320 million, "generously" gave 85% back, and now they're demanding a 10% bounty "using your own money" — or...
THE ‘WHITE HATS’ RETURNED 3,400 BTC AND KEPT $47 MILLION — THE LIQUID NETWORK IS STILL FROZEN, AND YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO THANK THEM
They took $320 million, "fixed the bug," sent 85% back — and kept $47 million with no contract, no bounty terms,...
WALL STREET JUST POURED $987 MILLION INTO BITCOIN IN ONE WEEK — THE THIRD STRAIGHT WEEK. YOU STILL OWN NOTHING.
Bitcoin ETFs took in $986.85 million in one week — 79.4% of every dollar that flowed into crypto ETFs. Third straight...
BERLIN SAID ‘NO’ TO A 30-BITCOIN RANSOM. NOW 5.7 TERABYTES OF CITIZEN DATA IS ON THE DARK WEB
Berlin refused a 30-bitcoin ransom, so Rhysida dumped 5.7TB of citizen data on the dark web. The state calls it principle....
TRUMP JUST THREATENED A TRADE WAR OVER A RATE HIKE — THE FED IS PRICED AT 60% AND YOUR BITCOIN IS THE HOSTAGE
The President threatened to halt world trade unless the Fed cuts. The Fed is 60% priced to hike. Bitcoin is the...
EL SALVADOR HASN’T BOUGHT BITCOIN WITH PUBLIC FUNDS IN 434 DAYS — THE IMF JUST PROVED IT AND PAID THEM $140M
El Salvador has not used a single dollar of public money to buy Bitcoin since June 27, 2025. The IMF just...
BITCOIN JUST GOT LIQUIDATED BY A JOBS REPORT THE FED WILL ‘REVISE’ NEXT MONTH — $200 MILLION OF LONGS, ONE HOUR, $80,000 GONE
August payrolls hit 162,000 — three times the forecast — and Bitcoin fell below $80,000 in minutes. $200M in longs wiped...
THE BROKER THAT SAID BITCOIN WASN’T AN ASSET CLASS JUST LISTED 9 CRYPTO ETNs — AND YOU STILL DON’T OWN A SINGLE SAT
Hargreaves Lansdown sneered at Bitcoin for a year. Now it sells nine crypto ETNs to 2 million UK investors — while...
THE ‘UNHACKABLE’ WALLET JUST FUNDED A LAUNDROMAT: THE COLDCARD THIEF IS CIRCLING $114 MILLION IN STOLEN COINS THROUGH THORCHAIN
The third-wave Coldcard thief finally started moving the loot: 10% of $114.7 million in stolen Bitcoin is now being swapped through...
THE SEC JUST LEGALIZED BLOCKCHAIN RECORDS – FOR WALL STREET. YOUR COINS? STILL ‘RISKY.’
The SEC spent years suing anyone who called a blockchain record 'legal.' On September 1 it proposed making a blockchain the...
Quick Reads
XI LANDS IN WASHINGTON TONIGHT. $30 MILLION IS BETTING ON THE DEAL HE AND TRUMP ARE ABOUT TO CUT. BITCOIN IS THE ONLY MONEY NEITHER OF THEM CAN PRINT.
Xi Jinping touches down in Washington tonight for his first US state visit in over a decade. $30 million is already...
BITMEX IS DEAD. THE EXCHANGE THAT INVENTED LEVERAGE NOW CHARGES YOU $50 A MONTH TO EXIST
BitMEX stopped trading after 11 years — but withdrawals still work. Leave a balance and they bill you 1% a year...