THE COINBASE CEO JUST CALLED THE BOTTOM — HE GETS PAID EVERY TIME YOU BELIEVE HIM
Brian Armstrong says Bitcoin's bottom is in and $400K by 2030 is "reasonable." But the man who runs America's biggest exchange...
THEY SAID QUANTUM WAS 20 YEARS AWAY. 100 VOLUNTEERS AND AI AGENTS JUST CUT THE COST OF BREAKING BITCOIN BY 86%
The ECDSA.Fail project just slashed the estimated quantum resources needed to break Bitcoin's secp256k1 cryptography by 86.1% — more than half...
IRAN’S CENTRAL BANK JUST FORCED ITS TRADERS INTO BITCOIN — $10 BILLION MOVED, AND WASHINGTON IS NOW TRYING TO KILL THE ESCAPE ROUTE YOU’LL NEED NEXT
IRAN’S CENTRAL BANK JUST FORCED ITS TRADERS INTO BITCOIN — $10 BILLION MOVED, AND WASHINGTON IS NOW TRYING TO KILL THE...
THE ‘WHITE HATS’ NOW WANT A 10% RANSOM — PAY UP OR EVERY LIQUID HOLDER EATS A 15% LOSS
They took $320 million, "generously" gave 85% back, and now they're demanding a 10% bounty "using your own money" — or...
THE ‘WHITE HATS’ RETURNED 3,400 BTC AND KEPT $47 MILLION — THE LIQUID NETWORK IS STILL FROZEN, AND YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO THANK THEM
They took $320 million, "fixed the bug," sent 85% back — and kept $47 million with no contract, no bounty terms,...
WALL STREET JUST POURED $987 MILLION INTO BITCOIN IN ONE WEEK — THE THIRD STRAIGHT WEEK. YOU STILL OWN NOTHING.
Bitcoin ETFs took in $986.85 million in one week — 79.4% of every dollar that flowed into crypto ETFs. Third straight...
BERLIN SAID ‘NO’ TO A 30-BITCOIN RANSOM. NOW 5.7 TERABYTES OF CITIZEN DATA IS ON THE DARK WEB
Berlin refused a 30-bitcoin ransom, so Rhysida dumped 5.7TB of citizen data on the dark web. The state calls it principle....
TRUMP JUST THREATENED A TRADE WAR OVER A RATE HIKE — THE FED IS PRICED AT 60% AND YOUR BITCOIN IS THE HOSTAGE
The President threatened to halt world trade unless the Fed cuts. The Fed is 60% priced to hike. Bitcoin is the...
EL SALVADOR HASN’T BOUGHT BITCOIN WITH PUBLIC FUNDS IN 434 DAYS — THE IMF JUST PROVED IT AND PAID THEM $140M
El Salvador has not used a single dollar of public money to buy Bitcoin since June 27, 2025. The IMF just...
BITCOIN JUST GOT LIQUIDATED BY A JOBS REPORT THE FED WILL ‘REVISE’ NEXT MONTH — $200 MILLION OF LONGS, ONE HOUR, $80,000 GONE
August payrolls hit 162,000 — three times the forecast — and Bitcoin fell below $80,000 in minutes. $200M in longs wiped...
THEY SOLD YOU A ‘COLD’ WALLET WITH A CELLULAR MODEM INSIDE — MEDIAMARKT JUST PULLED EVERY LEDGER OFF THE SHELF WHILE LEDGER CONFIRMS ONE CASE AND $86 MILLION IS GONE
Cellular modules found in Ledger wallets bought from separate MediaMarkt stores. The chain pulled the product internationally. Ledger confirms one implant.