THE IMF TOOK EL SALVADOR’S BITCOIN WALLET, BANNED NEW BUYS, AND NOW CLAIMS 1,540 BTC WERE ‘DONATIONS’ FROM NOBODY
The people who printed the dollars you’re fleeing just reached into the world’s first Bitcoin nation — and took the wallet....
GERMANY JUST KILLED THE TAX-FREE HODL — DECEMBER 31 IS THE LAST DAY YOUR BITCOIN WILL EVER BE FREE
Germany’s draft bill nukes the one-year tax-free rule. Buy before December 31, 2026 or the state taxes your hodl forever — 25% withholding from 2028.
OIL IS ALMOST $100, IRAN IS THREATENING AMERICAN TANKERS, AND THE FED IS ABOUT TO MAKE BITCOIN PAY FOR THE WAR
Oil is back near $100 because the U.S. and Iran are shooting at each other's tankers in the Strait of Hormuz....
THE FED WHIPSAWED BITCOIN ACROSS $80K THREE TIMES IN 72 HOURS — ONE SPEECH, ONE JOBS NUMBER, ZERO ESCAPE
A Fed governor said 'give disinflation a chance' and Bitcoin soared to $82,240. A jobs number triple the estimate crashed it...
WALL STREET’S ‘BEST BUYING STREAK OF 2026’ IS STILL $1 BILLION IN THE RED — THE ETFS CAN’T EVEN BREAK EVEN
Three straight weeks of buying. $3.8 billion shoved into Bitcoin ETFs. And the funds are STILL a billion dollars underwater for...
SAYLOR’S BITCOIN COMEBACK LASTED EXACTLY ONE WEEK – HE SKIPPED THE BUY TO SPEND $176 MILLION ON HIS OWN STOCK
Strategy skipped its weekly Bitcoin buy to repurchase $176 million of its own STRC preferred stock and doubled its buyback program...
THE ‘WHITE HATS’ RETURNED 3,400 BTC AND KEPT $47 MILLION — THE LIQUID NETWORK IS STILL FROZEN, AND YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO THANK THEM
They took $320 million, "fixed the bug," sent 85% back — and kept $47 million with no contract, no bounty terms,...
THE ‘LOST’ 2010 COINS JUST WOKE UP WITH $48 MILLION — 16 YEARS, FOUR HALVINGS, AND NO EXCHANGE TOUCHED THEM
Somebody just produced the oldest receipt in Bitcoin — and it’s worth $48 million. On Saturday, 600 Bitcoin mined back in...
BITCOIN JUST DUMPED THE STOCK MARKET FOR GOLD — THE SIX-YEAR-HIGH CORRELATION KILLS THE "RISK ASSET" LIE
Bitcoin"s 90-day link to gold just hit its highest level since 2020 while the Nasdaq correlation collapsed. The "risk asset" narrative...
WALL STREET JUST POURED $987 MILLION INTO BITCOIN IN ONE WEEK — THE THIRD STRAIGHT WEEK. YOU STILL OWN NOTHING.
Bitcoin ETFs took in $986.85 million in one week — 79.4% of every dollar that flowed into crypto ETFs. Third straight...
THEY TOLD YOU YOUR COINS WERE SAFE. ROBINHOOD IS 100% EXPOSED, REVOLUT 99%, BINANCE 83% – AND THE FIX IS CALLED ‘BUNKER MODE’
Justin Drake says move your Bitcoin to fresh addresses. Glassnode: 6M BTC sit behind exposed public keys. Robinhood 100%, Revolut 99%,...
BRUSSELS JUST GAVE YOU 90 DAYS TO DUMP THE DOLLAR TOKENS IT DOESN’T LIKE — AND YOUR EXCHANGE WILL DO IT FOR YOU
ESMA told every MiCA-licensed EU crypto firm to stop servicing non-compliant stablecoins by Jan 8, 2027. Your exit is "temporary and closely supervised."