EL SALVADOR HASN’T BOUGHT BITCOIN WITH PUBLIC FUNDS IN 434 DAYS — THE IMF JUST PROVED IT AND PAID THEM $140M
El Salvador has not used a single dollar of public money to buy Bitcoin since June 27, 2025. The IMF just...
YOU CALLED $293 BILLION OF BITCOIN ‘ABANDONED’ — A WALLET THAT SLEPT 15 YEARS JUST WOKE UP AND SAID NOT YOURS
A New York lawsuit wants 39,069 dormant Bitcoin addresses declared 'abandoned property.' One of them just woke up after 15 years...
THE ‘UNHACKABLE’ WALLET JUST MAILED YOUR HOME ADDRESS TO THE PHISHERS — TREZOR’S DATA BREACH GREW BY 67,000 AMERICANS
Trezor says 67,000 more U.S. customers were exposed in the ShipMonk shipping breach. Your keys are cold — your address just...
BITCOIN JUST GOT LIQUIDATED BY A JOBS REPORT THE FED WILL ‘REVISE’ NEXT MONTH — $200 MILLION OF LONGS, ONE HOUR, $80,000 GONE
August payrolls hit 162,000 — three times the forecast — and Bitcoin fell below $80,000 in minutes. $200M in longs wiped...
THE BROKER THAT SAID BITCOIN WASN’T AN ASSET CLASS JUST LISTED 9 CRYPTO ETNs — AND YOU STILL DON’T OWN A SINGLE SAT
Hargreaves Lansdown sneered at Bitcoin for a year. Now it sells nine crypto ETNs to 2 million UK investors — while...
THE BANK THAT CALLED BITCOIN ‘RISKY’ JUST BECAME ITS DEALER IN DUBAI — THE RICH GET A TRADING DESK, YOU GET A RISK WARNING
The too-big-to-fail bank just started selling Bitcoin to institutions in Dubai. You still get the risk warning.
THE ‘UNHACKABLE’ WALLET JUST FUNDED A LAUNDROMAT: THE COLDCARD THIEF IS CIRCLING $114 MILLION IN STOLEN COINS THROUGH THORCHAIN
The third-wave Coldcard thief finally started moving the loot: 10% of $114.7 million in stolen Bitcoin is now being swapped through...
THE ‘$1 BILLION’ CRYPTO WALLET THAT HELD $10 — AND THE CON THAT MADE A MAN BELIEVE HE WAS RICH
Article body below (markdown, HTML entities for em-dashes — where needed): A grown man flew a team of wallet recovery experts...
THE SEC JUST LEGALIZED BLOCKCHAIN RECORDS – FOR WALL STREET. YOUR COINS? STILL ‘RISKY.’
The SEC spent years suing anyone who called a blockchain record 'legal.' On September 1 it proposed making a blockchain the...
THE QUANTUM ‘MIRACLE FIX’ COSTS $200 PER TRANSACTION, NEEDS A MINER’S PERMISSION, AND JUST SPLIT THE COMMUNITY
They cheered the quantum 'fix' at the keynote. Nobody told you it costs $200 a pop, needs one friendly miner, and...
Quick Reads
THEY TOLD YOU YOUR COINS WERE SAFE. ROBINHOOD IS 100% EXPOSED, REVOLUT 99%, BINANCE 83% – AND THE FIX IS CALLED ‘BUNKER MODE’
Justin Drake says move your Bitcoin to fresh addresses. Glassnode: 6M BTC sit behind exposed public keys. Robinhood 100%, Revolut 99%,...
BRUSSELS JUST GAVE YOU 90 DAYS TO DUMP THE DOLLAR TOKENS IT DOESN’T LIKE — AND YOUR EXCHANGE WILL DO IT FOR YOU
ESMA told every MiCA-licensed EU crypto firm to stop servicing non-compliant stablecoins by Jan 8, 2027. Your exit is "temporary and closely supervised."