NORTH KOREA’S HACKERS JUST CASHED OUT $30 MILLION IN STOLEN BITCOIN — NO NAME, NO PASSPORT, NO PROBLEM
Lazarus Group wallets sold $30M+ in stolen Bitcoin on Hyperliquid with zero KYC while Payward explores bringing the platform to U.S....
THE FED JUST RIPPED YOUR AUGUST GAINS AWAY — ‘REKTEMBER’ IS HERE AND WALL STREET CALLED IT
Bitcoin fell below $78,000 on September 1 as Fed rate-hike odds jumped from under 40% to 66% after Kevin Warsh's hawkish...
BITCOIN MINERS JUST RENTED THEMSELVES OUT TO THE AI BUBBLE FOR $35 BILLION
Anthropic just signed a $35 billion AI compute deal that runs through a former bitcoin miner's Texas campus. Hut 8 left...
SAYLOR DUMPED 7,000 BITCOIN INTO THE CRASH TO PAY A DIVIDEND — NOW HE’S BUYING BACK WITH PRINTED SHARES
Saylor sold ~7,000 BTC into the crash to pay Wall Street a dividend, then bought back 4,603 at 23% higher with...
HE DRAINED A TOWN’S WATER TOWER AND SAID ‘ASK MY LAWYERS’ — NOW THEY’RE COMING FOR ALL OF US
A Bitcoin mining outfit ignored a Stop Work Order for three years, kept running without a certificate of occupancy, then drained...
DASHJR CALLED BITCOIN ‘SPAMCOIN’ — TOMORROW HIS TWO-BLOCK FORK RISES AGAIN, AND NOBODY IS COMING
He called your Bitcoin "Spamcoin," quit OCEAN, and begged miners to power down their rigs. Tomorrow his dead fork gets a...
TRUMP JUST VOWED TO BOMB IRAN – BITCOIN DIDN’T BLINK. THAT SHOULD TERRIFY THEM
The President promised to hit Iran hard. Bitcoin didn't move a single dollar. The old playbook is dead - and it's...
THE STATE THAT JAILED A MAN 18 YEARS FOR $13 IN BITCOIN NOW WANTS TO CUSTODY $46 BILLION OF YOURS
Sberbank expects $46.4B in crypto volume on Russias regulated exchanges in year one, custody wallets by December - while the state...
WHALES JUST ATE $3 BILLION OF BITCOIN — WHILE RETAIL INTEREST HIT A FIVE-YEAR LOW. YOU CHECKED OUT. THEY DIDN’T.
Whales scooped 39,150+ BTC (~$3 billion) in one week while retail interest cratered to a five-year low. They bought. You checked out. Again.
SAYLOR IS ‘BACK’ AT $79,000 — HE SAT OUT THE ENTIRE CRASH, SOLD AT A LOSS, AND ONLY BUYS AFTER THE PUMP
Michael Saylor sold 1,690 bitcoin at an $11,000 loss per coin in August. Then he sat in cash for two months...
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THE ETF INDUSTRY JUST USED A HARDWARE HACK TO SELL YOU ETFs – AND THE WOMAN WHO SAID ‘HAND YOUR BITCOIN TO A SPECIALIST FIRM’ RUNS ONE
A Ledger hardware implant exposed a reseller, not self-custody. Within days an ETF issuer's co-founder said self-custody "will always be less...
FRANCE JUST VOTED TO TAX YOU FOR LEAVING THE COUNTRY — AND TO MAKE YOU DECLARE EVERY BITCOIN YOU HOLD IN SELF-CUSTODY
France's National Assembly Finance Committee backed an exit tax on crypto above €800,000 and a 31.4% tax on swapping Bitcoin into...