THE AI IS COMING FOR YOUR LIGHTNING NODE — CORE LIGHTNING JUST TOLD BITCOINERS TO GO OFFLINE
Core Lightning confirmed AI-generated vulnerability reports were real and told node operators to run offline until the fix lands. The machines...
GALAXY JUST REOPENED THE BORROW-AGAINST-BITCOIN DOOR — THE LAST TIME WALL STREET RAN THIS PLAY, CELSIUS FROZE EVERYTHING
GalaxyOne is lending you fiat against your Bitcoin at 8.99% APR. Sounds like freedom. It's actually custody of your coins, "continuous...
THEY CAN ONLY SEE 14% OF YOUR CRYPTO – SO THEY’RE BUILDING A DRAGNET FOR THE MISSING $457 BILLION. YOUR SELF-CUSTODY STACK IS THE LAST BLIND SPOT
Chainalysis just dropped the number the IRS hoped you'd never see: $457 billion in potentially taxable crypto activity onchain in 2025...
THE SEC STILL CAN’T DEFINE BITCOIN — SO IT’S REWRITING THE RULES FOR WHOSE HANDS YOUR COINS SLEEP IN
Congress can't agree on what Bitcoin is — so the SEC just slid a "custody modernization" proposal to the White House...
THEY’RE SANCTIONING BITCOIN MINERS NOW — IRAN’S RIAL JUST DIED AT 2 MILLION DOLLARS AND WASHINGTON WANTS TO CUT OFF THE ESCAPE ROUTE. YOUR MONEY IS THE NEXT TARGET.
For the first time in history, the US Treasury named Bitcoin mining a sanctionable target — just as Iran's rial collapsed...
BANKCHAIN: THE BANKS THAT CALLED BITCOIN A SCAM ARE BUILDING THEIR OWN BLOCKCHAIN — YOUR MONEY IS THE PRODUCT
39 US state banking associations just announced BankChain, an industry-owned blockchain they control. The same banks that freeze your accounts and...
YOUR EXCHANGE CAN LOCK YOUR ACCOUNT OVER DUST YOU NEVER ASKED FOR — KRAKEN LITERALLY JUST DID IT
A dust attack sent unsolicited sanctioned coins to Kraken customers — and the exchange locked their accounts. If a stranger can...
They Freeze Your Bank Account for Nothing. Bitcoin Just Funded the Escape Route.
They froze her bank account. They didn’t tell her why. They didn’t have to — because in half the world, your...
THE ‘DEBASEMENT TRADE’ IS BACK — BITCOIN JUST SMASHED $81,000 FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE JANUARY AND NOBODY’S TELLING YOU THE REAL REASON
They told you Bitcoin was dead. Eight months of obituaries. “The bubble popped.” “Retail delusion.” “Wait for the Fed.” And while...
Wall Street’s Short Sellers Just Lost $282 Million in a Day Betting Bitcoin Would Die — and the Treasury Is About to Punish YOU for Their Mistake
Bitcoin smashed $81,000 and liquidated $282 million of short positions in 24 hours — 62% of all crypto shorts wiped out....
FRANCE JUST VOTED TO TAX YOU FOR LEAVING THE COUNTRY — AND TO MAKE YOU DECLARE EVERY BITCOIN YOU HOLD IN SELF-CUSTODY
France's National Assembly Finance Committee backed an exit tax on crypto above €800,000 and a 31.4% tax on swapping Bitcoin into...