THE ‘UNHACKABLE’ WALLET JUST FUNDED A LAUNDROMAT: THE COLDCARD THIEF IS CIRCLING $114 MILLION IN STOLEN COINS THROUGH THORCHAIN
The third-wave Coldcard thief finally started moving the loot: 10% of $114.7 million in stolen Bitcoin is now being swapped through...
THE ‘$1 BILLION’ CRYPTO WALLET THAT HELD $10 — AND THE CON THAT MADE A MAN BELIEVE HE WAS RICH
Article body below (markdown, HTML entities for em-dashes — where needed): A grown man flew a team of wallet recovery experts...
THE SEC JUST LEGALIZED BLOCKCHAIN RECORDS – FOR WALL STREET. YOUR COINS? STILL ‘RISKY.’
The SEC spent years suing anyone who called a blockchain record 'legal.' On September 1 it proposed making a blockchain the...
THE QUANTUM ‘MIRACLE FIX’ COSTS $200 PER TRANSACTION, NEEDS A MINER’S PERMISSION, AND JUST SPLIT THE COMMUNITY
They cheered the quantum 'fix' at the keynote. Nobody told you it costs $200 a pop, needs one friendly miner, and...
CZ SAYS BITCOIN HITS $1 MILLION — AND WANTS TO FREEZE SATOSHI’S 1.1 MILLION COINS ‘FOR YOUR PROTECTION’
The man who ran the biggest exchange on Earth just told Hong Kong a seven-figure Bitcoin is closer than you think....
TETHER FROZE $42 MILLION WITHOUT A WARRANT — YOUR ‘STABLE’ COIN HAS A KILL SWITCH
Two Thai investors are suing Tether for freezing $42.4 million of their USDT four months before any warrant existed. The 'stable'...
RUSSIAN HACKER STOLE BITCOIN WITH A COPY-PASTE TRICK FOR 8 YEARS – AND THE FEDS NEEDED 23 TO CATCH HIM
A Russian botnet spent 8 years swapping the Bitcoin address you copy-pasted for a thief's address. The operator never even spent...
NORTH KOREA’S HACKERS JUST CASHED OUT $30 MILLION IN STOLEN BITCOIN — NO NAME, NO PASSPORT, NO PROBLEM
Lazarus Group wallets sold $30M+ in stolen Bitcoin on Hyperliquid with zero KYC while Payward explores bringing the platform to U.S....
THE FED JUST RIPPED YOUR AUGUST GAINS AWAY — ‘REKTEMBER’ IS HERE AND WALL STREET CALLED IT
Bitcoin fell below $78,000 on September 1 as Fed rate-hike odds jumped from under 40% to 66% after Kevin Warsh's hawkish...
BITCOIN MINERS JUST RENTED THEMSELVES OUT TO THE AI BUBBLE FOR $35 BILLION
Anthropic just signed a $35 billion AI compute deal that runs through a former bitcoin miner's Texas campus. Hut 8 left...
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VANECK JUST GRADED BITCOIN’S THIRD-BIGGEST TREASURY ‘BAD’ — THE EXECS PRINTED THEMSELVES 273 MILLION SHARES WHILE YOU BOUGHT THE DIP
There are exactly two kinds of people in Bitcoin. The ones who hold the coin. And the ones who hold the...
The Senate Just Killed the Biggest Crypto Bill in History – And Proved Why You Can’t Trust Washington With Your Money
They took the millions. Then they killed the bill anyway. The U.S. Senate just voted 49-50 to murder the Digital Asset...