‘THE DEAD CAT CONTINUES TO BOUNCE’ — SAID THE MAN WHOSE 200X PICK CRASHED 24%. THE CAT JUST ATE $445 MILLION OF SHORTS
They wrote the obituary again. This time it was Jason Calacanis — angel investor, All-In podcast co-host, San Francisco royalty —...
BITCOIN JUST FLIPPED TESLA – THE SAME WEEK THE SENATE KILLED CRYPTO AND THE FED RAISED RATES
Bitcoin's market cap just overtook Tesla's - $1.63T vs $1.44T - the same week the Senate killed CLARITY and the Fed...
VANECK JUST GRADED BITCOIN’S THIRD-BIGGEST TREASURY ‘BAD’ — THE EXECS PRINTED THEMSELVES 273 MILLION SHARES WHILE YOU BOUGHT THE DIP
There are exactly two kinds of people in Bitcoin. The ones who hold the coin. And the ones who hold the...
THEY KILLED THE BILL. TWO CENTRAL BANKS HIKED. $183 MILLION OF SHORTS GOT WRECKED. BITCOIN TOOK $80,000 BACK ANYWAY.
The Senate killed CLARITY. The Fed hiked. The Bank of Japan hiked. And Bitcoin took $80,000 back anyway - with $183...
LAGARDE HAS ZERO POWER OVER BINANCE. SHE CALLED A PRIME MINISTER AND BANNED THEM FROM EUROPE ANYWAY
The head of the ECB has no authority over Binance's license. She lobbied a prime minister and killed it anyway. This...
The Senate Just Killed the Biggest Crypto Bill in History – And Proved Why You Can’t Trust Washington With Your Money
They took the millions. Then they killed the bill anyway. The U.S. Senate just voted 49-50 to murder the Digital Asset...
JPMORGAN CALLED BITCOIN A “PET ROCK.” NOW THEY VALUE IT AT $266,000 — 3.3X THE PRICE YOU’RE SELLING IT FOR
JPMorgan quietly values Bitcoin at $266,000 on gold parity - 3.3x today's price. The bank that mocked you now prices your...
YOUR EXCHANGE TOLD YOU COLD STORAGE “CAN’T DO LIGHTNING.” A SWISS WALLET JUST MADE THEM ALL LIARS.
BitBox just gave every BitBox02 owner free Lightning on their cold storage — BIP-85 derived, one seed, no exchange required. The...
THE SENATE KILLED CLARITY. 48 HOURS LATER TWO UNELECTED CHAIRS SWORE THEY WILL WRITE THE RULES THEMSELVES — AND ADMITTED NONE OF IT WILL SURVIVE THE NEXT PRESIDENT
The Senate killed CLARITY on Monday. By Wednesday, the SEC and CFTC chairs swore they would write the crypto rules themselves...
THE SWAP CARTEL JUST GOT ITS FIRST OPEN ENEMY — AND IT RUNS ON NOSTR
Lightning Labs and Boltz collect rent on every submarine swap. A new Nostr orderbook just let every pleb with an LND...
Self-Custody Needs a Node: Umbrel + Hardware Wallet
A hardware wallet holds your keys, but your node checks the rules. Pair it with Umbrel for real self-custody.
COINBASE COULDN’T KEEP CUSTOMER MONEY IN THE RIGHT ACCOUNT FOR FIVE YEARS — IRELAND FINED IT $3.6 MILLION, AND WASHINGTON STILL CALLS IT CUSTODY
Ireland's central bank fined Coinbase EUR 3.25 million for leaving customer money in the wrong accounts for five years. Coinbase says...