THEY SAID QUANTUM WAS 20 YEARS AWAY. 100 VOLUNTEERS AND AI AGENTS JUST CUT THE COST OF BREAKING BITCOIN BY 86%
The ECDSA.Fail project just slashed the estimated quantum resources needed to break Bitcoin's secp256k1 cryptography by 86.1% — more than half...
A BITCOIN DEVELOPER WANTS TO TAX EVERY ADDRESS 0.1% A YEAR — NO CONSENSUS, NO VOTE, NO EXCEPTIONS
A Bitcoin protocol developer proposed a 0.1% annual tax on every address — as a soft fork that can be activated...
THE IMF TOOK EL SALVADOR’S BITCOIN WALLET, BANNED NEW BUYS, AND NOW CLAIMS 1,540 BTC WERE ‘DONATIONS’ FROM NOBODY
The people who printed the dollars you’re fleeing just reached into the world’s first Bitcoin nation — and took the wallet....
GERMANY JUST KILLED THE TAX-FREE HODL — DECEMBER 31 IS THE LAST DAY YOUR BITCOIN WILL EVER BE FREE
Germany’s draft bill nukes the one-year tax-free rule. Buy before December 31, 2026 or the state taxes your hodl forever — 25% withholding from 2028.
THE FED WHIPSAWED BITCOIN ACROSS $80K THREE TIMES IN 72 HOURS — ONE SPEECH, ONE JOBS NUMBER, ZERO ESCAPE
A Fed governor said 'give disinflation a chance' and Bitcoin soared to $82,240. A jobs number triple the estimate crashed it...
WALL STREET’S ‘BEST BUYING STREAK OF 2026’ IS STILL $1 BILLION IN THE RED — THE ETFS CAN’T EVEN BREAK EVEN
Three straight weeks of buying. $3.8 billion shoved into Bitcoin ETFs. And the funds are STILL a billion dollars underwater for...
SAYLOR’S BITCOIN COMEBACK LASTED EXACTLY ONE WEEK – HE SKIPPED THE BUY TO SPEND $176 MILLION ON HIS OWN STOCK
Strategy skipped its weekly Bitcoin buy to repurchase $176 million of its own STRC preferred stock and doubled its buyback program...
THE ‘WHITE HATS’ RETURNED 3,400 BTC AND KEPT $47 MILLION — THE LIQUID NETWORK IS STILL FROZEN, AND YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO THANK THEM
They took $320 million, "fixed the bug," sent 85% back — and kept $47 million with no contract, no bounty terms,...
BITCOIN JUST DUMPED THE STOCK MARKET FOR GOLD — THE SIX-YEAR-HIGH CORRELATION KILLS THE "RISK ASSET" LIE
Bitcoin"s 90-day link to gold just hit its highest level since 2020 while the Nasdaq correlation collapsed. The "risk asset" narrative...
WALL STREET JUST POURED $987 MILLION INTO BITCOIN IN ONE WEEK — THE THIRD STRAIGHT WEEK. YOU STILL OWN NOTHING.
Bitcoin ETFs took in $986.85 million in one week — 79.4% of every dollar that flowed into crypto ETFs. Third straight...
FED DECISION DAY: 12 UNELECTED BANKERS, 85% ODDS OF A HIKE, AND BITCOIN STILL TAKING THE FALL FOR WASHINGTON’S CRIMES
The Fed decides today at 2 p.m. ET with ~85% odds of a rate hike — one day after the Senate...
THE SENATE JUST KILLED THE CLARITY ACT 49-50 — BOTH PARTIES BURIED YOUR BITCOIN AND WALKED AWAY CLEAN
The Senate needed 60 votes to advance the CLARITY Act. It got 49. The bill is dead for 2026 — and...