FINCEN JUST KILLED THE DRAGNET FOR YOUR SELF-CUSTODY WALLET — AND TOLD YOU IN WRITING IT’S COMING BACK
FinCEN quietly withdrew its 2020 unhosted-wallet reporting rule and its 2023 “primary money laundering concern” finding on crypto mixing. Coin Center...
GITHUB DELETED BITCOIN DEVELOPERS’ CODE ON A GOVERNMENT’S ORDERS. NOW THE EXIT RAMP IS A PROTOCOL NOBODY OWNS.
India ordered GitHub to geoblock an open-source repository and reportedly gave it three hours. A month earlier GitHub deleted rust-lightning contributors'...
BITCOIN ETFs JUST POSTED THEIR BEST QUARTER OF 2026 — AND BITCOIN IS STILL DOWN ON THE YEAR. HERE IS THE MATH WALL STREET BURIED.
Bitcoin ETFs took in $6.3 billion in Q3 while the year-to-date net is $985 million. A $5.4 billion first-half hole is...
THE SEC JUST APPROVED 3X LEVERAGED BITCOIN — THE SAME MEN WHO BLEW UP 96% OF YOUR NEIGHBOR’S MONEY ARE BACK FOR MORE
The SEC just cleared six triple-leveraged ETPs from Volatility Shares. Their existing 2x crypto funds are down up to 96.15% annualized...
AFRICA’S FIRST BANK JUST OFFERED TO HOLD YOUR BITCOIN — THAT IS NOT CUSTODY, THAT IS CAPTIVITY
Absa became the first African bank to offer Bitcoin custody, chasing a $1.5 billion market. One line in the launch briefing...
BITCOIN IS TRAPPED IN A $3,000 BOX WHILE CITI PUMPS A $113,000 TARGET — HERE IS WHO PAYS FOR THAT GAP
Citi hiked its Bitcoin target 38% to $113,000. Bitcoin can't hold $85,000 and volume is bleeding. The bank gets paid either...
THE PEOPLE WHO TOLD YOU TO BUY THE TOP ARE NOW YOUR SELL WALL
Glassnode says the investors who bought last year's rally are now selling more coins per day than at any point in...
THE SEC JUST ADMITTED SELF-CUSTODY IS REAL — THEN BURIED IT UNDER A CONDITION
The SEC proposed new crypto custody rules on Oct 1, letting advisers and funds hold client crypto themselves — but only...
THE ECONOMY ADDED 29,000 JOBS. THE FEED RAISED RATES ANYWAY. NOW WATCH THEM CALL IT A SOFT LANDING.
America added 29,000 jobs in September. Economists wanted 90,000. The Fed raised rates a month ago and markets just celebrated the...
CORE LIGHTNING JUST TOLD THE WORLD ITS NODES ARE GETTING ROBBED — AND IT WON’T SAY WHO OR HOW
The team behind Bitcoin's most-used Lightning implementation says attackers are hitting unpatched nodes right now. They won't name the vulnerability. They...
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THEY TOLD YOU YOUR COINS WERE SAFE. ROBINHOOD IS 100% EXPOSED, REVOLUT 99%, BINANCE 83% – AND THE FIX IS CALLED ‘BUNKER MODE’
Justin Drake says move your Bitcoin to fresh addresses. Glassnode: 6M BTC sit behind exposed public keys. Robinhood 100%, Revolut 99%,...
BRUSSELS JUST GAVE YOU 90 DAYS TO DUMP THE DOLLAR TOKENS IT DOESN’T LIKE — AND YOUR EXCHANGE WILL DO IT FOR YOU
ESMA told every MiCA-licensed EU crypto firm to stop servicing non-compliant stablecoins by Jan 8, 2027. Your exit is "temporary and closely supervised."