The Senate Just Killed the Biggest Crypto Bill in History – And Proved Why You Can’t Trust Washington With Your Money
They took the millions. Then they killed the bill anyway. The U.S. Senate just voted 49-50 to murder the Digital Asset...
JPMORGAN CALLED BITCOIN A “PET ROCK.” NOW THEY VALUE IT AT $266,000 — 3.3X THE PRICE YOU’RE SELLING IT FOR
JPMorgan quietly values Bitcoin at $266,000 on gold parity - 3.3x today's price. The bank that mocked you now prices your...
YOUR EXCHANGE TOLD YOU COLD STORAGE “CAN’T DO LIGHTNING.” A SWISS WALLET JUST MADE THEM ALL LIARS.
BitBox just gave every BitBox02 owner free Lightning on their cold storage — BIP-85 derived, one seed, no exchange required. The...
THE SENATE KILLED CLARITY. 48 HOURS LATER TWO UNELECTED CHAIRS SWORE THEY WILL WRITE THE RULES THEMSELVES — AND ADMITTED NONE OF IT WILL SURVIVE THE NEXT PRESIDENT
The Senate killed CLARITY on Monday. By Wednesday, the SEC and CFTC chairs swore they would write the crypto rules themselves...
THE SWAP CARTEL JUST GOT ITS FIRST OPEN ENEMY — AND IT RUNS ON NOSTR
Lightning Labs and Boltz collect rent on every submarine swap. A new Nostr orderbook just let every pleb with an LND...
TRUMP BEGGED FOR 1% RATES. THE FED GAVE HIM 4%. BITCOIN DIDN’T EVEN BLINK.
The most powerful man on earth demanded 1% rates. His own central bank hiked to 4% in his face. And Bitcoin,...
THEY KILLED THE CLARITY ACT MONDAY. TUESDAY THE ‘SMART MONEY’ DUMPED $450M OF BITCOIN ETFS — RIGHT BEHIND YOU
Tuesday after the Senate killed the CLARITY Act: $450.4M fled US spot Bitcoin ETFs in one day - the biggest daily...
THE FED JUST HIKED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 3 YEARS – AND 16 OF 18 BANKERS ARE ALREADY TELLING YOU ANOTHER ONE IS COMING
The Fed raised rates 25 basis points today - its first hike since July 2023 - and 16 of 18 bankers...
THEY HIKED YOUR MORTGAGE $85 A MONTH — AND BITCOIN SPIKED IN THEIR FACES ANYWAY
The Fed raised rates for the first time since 2023. Bitcoin spiked anyway. Here’s why that’s the best advertisement Bitcoin ever...
ROBINHOOD’S OWN ENGINEERS JUST GOT CHARGED FOR FRONT-RUNNING YOUR TRADES — A SECRET SLACK CHANNEL WAS ALL IT TOOK
Two "Coin Aware" engineers watched the answer sheet, bought Hyperliquid perps before every listing, and each walked away with $50K+. The...
Quick Reads
THEY TOLD YOU YOUR COINS WERE SAFE. ROBINHOOD IS 100% EXPOSED, REVOLUT 99%, BINANCE 83% – AND THE FIX IS CALLED ‘BUNKER MODE’
Justin Drake says move your Bitcoin to fresh addresses. Glassnode: 6M BTC sit behind exposed public keys. Robinhood 100%, Revolut 99%,...
BRUSSELS JUST GAVE YOU 90 DAYS TO DUMP THE DOLLAR TOKENS IT DOESN’T LIKE — AND YOUR EXCHANGE WILL DO IT FOR YOU
ESMA told every MiCA-licensed EU crypto firm to stop servicing non-compliant stablecoins by Jan 8, 2027. Your exit is "temporary and closely supervised."