HE TRUSTED AN EXCHANGE IN 2011. IT DIED IN 2014. HE JUST GOT HIS 61 BTC BACK — WHILE A CO-FOUNDER ALLEGEDLY SITS ON £500 MILLION OF CUSTOMER COINS
A British investor just clawed back 61 BTC from an exchange that died in 2014 — while one co-founder allegedly still...
LAGARDE HAS ZERO POWER OVER BINANCE. SHE CALLED A PRIME MINISTER AND BANNED THEM FROM EUROPE ANYWAY
The head of the ECB has no authority over Binance's license. She lobbied a prime minister and killed it anyway. This...
JPMORGAN CALLED BITCOIN A “PET ROCK.” NOW THEY VALUE IT AT $266,000 — 3.3X THE PRICE YOU’RE SELLING IT FOR
JPMorgan quietly values Bitcoin at $266,000 on gold parity - 3.3x today's price. The bank that mocked you now prices your...
YOUR EXCHANGE TOLD YOU COLD STORAGE “CAN’T DO LIGHTNING.” A SWISS WALLET JUST MADE THEM ALL LIARS.
BitBox just gave every BitBox02 owner free Lightning on their cold storage — BIP-85 derived, one seed, no exchange required. The...
THE SENATE KILLED CLARITY. 48 HOURS LATER TWO UNELECTED CHAIRS SWORE THEY WILL WRITE THE RULES THEMSELVES — AND ADMITTED NONE OF IT WILL SURVIVE THE NEXT PRESIDENT
The Senate killed CLARITY on Monday. By Wednesday, the SEC and CFTC chairs swore they would write the crypto rules themselves...
THE SWAP CARTEL JUST GOT ITS FIRST OPEN ENEMY — AND IT RUNS ON NOSTR
Lightning Labs and Boltz collect rent on every submarine swap. A new Nostr orderbook just let every pleb with an LND...
TRUMP BEGGED FOR 1% RATES. THE FED GAVE HIM 4%. BITCOIN DIDN’T EVEN BLINK.
The most powerful man on earth demanded 1% rates. His own central bank hiked to 4% in his face. And Bitcoin,...
THEY KILLED THE CLARITY ACT MONDAY. TUESDAY THE ‘SMART MONEY’ DUMPED $450M OF BITCOIN ETFS — RIGHT BEHIND YOU
Tuesday after the Senate killed the CLARITY Act: $450.4M fled US spot Bitcoin ETFs in one day - the biggest daily...
THE FED JUST HIKED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 3 YEARS – AND 16 OF 18 BANKERS ARE ALREADY TELLING YOU ANOTHER ONE IS COMING
The Fed raised rates 25 basis points today - its first hike since July 2023 - and 16 of 18 bankers...
THEY HIKED YOUR MORTGAGE $85 A MONTH — AND BITCOIN SPIKED IN THEIR FACES ANYWAY
The Fed raised rates for the first time since 2023. Bitcoin spiked anyway. Here’s why that’s the best advertisement Bitcoin ever...
METAMASK LOST CONTROL OF 523,000 ETH AND WON’T SAY WHY — IT STILL WANTS YOUR KEYS
MetaMask got compromised, quietly exited ~17,000 Ethereum validators, watched block rewards get rerouted to a Tornado Cash-funded address — and told...
Bitget Lost $388M Through a Zero-Day, Not Stolen Keys
SlowMist traced Bitget's $387.5M theft to a zero-day in a third-party security vendor, not stolen keys. The keys you rent were...