EL SALVADOR HASN’T BOUGHT BITCOIN WITH PUBLIC FUNDS IN 434 DAYS — THE IMF JUST PROVED IT AND PAID THEM $140M
El Salvador has not used a single dollar of public money to buy Bitcoin since June 27, 2025. The IMF just...
YOU CALLED $293 BILLION OF BITCOIN ‘ABANDONED’ — A WALLET THAT SLEPT 15 YEARS JUST WOKE UP AND SAID NOT YOURS
A New York lawsuit wants 39,069 dormant Bitcoin addresses declared 'abandoned property.' One of them just woke up after 15 years...
BITCOIN JUST GOT LIQUIDATED BY A JOBS REPORT THE FED WILL ‘REVISE’ NEXT MONTH — $200 MILLION OF LONGS, ONE HOUR, $80,000 GONE
August payrolls hit 162,000 — three times the forecast — and Bitcoin fell below $80,000 in minutes. $200M in longs wiped...
THE BANK THAT CALLED BITCOIN ‘RISKY’ JUST BECAME ITS DEALER IN DUBAI — THE RICH GET A TRADING DESK, YOU GET A RISK WARNING
The too-big-to-fail bank just started selling Bitcoin to institutions in Dubai. You still get the risk warning.
THE ‘UNHACKABLE’ WALLET JUST FUNDED A LAUNDROMAT: THE COLDCARD THIEF IS CIRCLING $114 MILLION IN STOLEN COINS THROUGH THORCHAIN
The third-wave Coldcard thief finally started moving the loot: 10% of $114.7 million in stolen Bitcoin is now being swapped through...
THE QUANTUM ‘MIRACLE FIX’ COSTS $200 PER TRANSACTION, NEEDS A MINER’S PERMISSION, AND JUST SPLIT THE COMMUNITY
They cheered the quantum 'fix' at the keynote. Nobody told you it costs $200 a pop, needs one friendly miner, and...
CZ SAYS BITCOIN HITS $1 MILLION — AND WANTS TO FREEZE SATOSHI’S 1.1 MILLION COINS ‘FOR YOUR PROTECTION’
The man who ran the biggest exchange on Earth just told Hong Kong a seven-figure Bitcoin is closer than you think....
TETHER FROZE $42 MILLION WITHOUT A WARRANT — YOUR ‘STABLE’ COIN HAS A KILL SWITCH
Two Thai investors are suing Tether for freezing $42.4 million of their USDT four months before any warrant existed. The 'stable'...
RUSSIAN HACKER STOLE BITCOIN WITH A COPY-PASTE TRICK FOR 8 YEARS – AND THE FEDS NEEDED 23 TO CATCH HIM
A Russian botnet spent 8 years swapping the Bitcoin address you copy-pasted for a thief's address. The operator never even spent...
NORTH KOREA’S HACKERS JUST CASHED OUT $30 MILLION IN STOLEN BITCOIN — NO NAME, NO PASSPORT, NO PROBLEM
Lazarus Group wallets sold $30M+ in stolen Bitcoin on Hyperliquid with zero KYC while Payward explores bringing the platform to U.S....
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THEY SAID QUANTUM WAS 20 YEARS AWAY. 100 VOLUNTEERS AND AI AGENTS JUST CUT THE COST OF BREAKING BITCOIN BY 86%
The ECDSA.Fail project just slashed the estimated quantum resources needed to break Bitcoin's secp256k1 cryptography by 86.1% — more than half...
THE ‘WHITE HATS’ NOW WANT A 10% RANSOM — PAY UP OR EVERY LIQUID HOLDER EATS A 15% LOSS
They took $320 million, "generously" gave 85% back, and now they're demanding a 10% bounty "using your own money" — or...