JPMORGAN CALLED BITCOIN A “PET ROCK.” NOW THEY VALUE IT AT $266,000 — 3.3X THE PRICE YOU’RE SELLING IT FOR
JPMorgan quietly values Bitcoin at $266,000 on gold parity - 3.3x today's price. The bank that mocked you now prices your...
YOUR EXCHANGE TOLD YOU COLD STORAGE “CAN’T DO LIGHTNING.” A SWISS WALLET JUST MADE THEM ALL LIARS.
BitBox just gave every BitBox02 owner free Lightning on their cold storage — BIP-85 derived, one seed, no exchange required. The...
THE SENATE KILLED CLARITY. 48 HOURS LATER TWO UNELECTED CHAIRS SWORE THEY WILL WRITE THE RULES THEMSELVES — AND ADMITTED NONE OF IT WILL SURVIVE THE NEXT PRESIDENT
The Senate killed CLARITY on Monday. By Wednesday, the SEC and CFTC chairs swore they would write the crypto rules themselves...
THE SWAP CARTEL JUST GOT ITS FIRST OPEN ENEMY — AND IT RUNS ON NOSTR
Lightning Labs and Boltz collect rent on every submarine swap. A new Nostr orderbook just let every pleb with an LND...
TRUMP BEGGED FOR 1% RATES. THE FED GAVE HIM 4%. BITCOIN DIDN’T EVEN BLINK.
The most powerful man on earth demanded 1% rates. His own central bank hiked to 4% in his face. And Bitcoin,...
THEY KILLED THE CLARITY ACT MONDAY. TUESDAY THE ‘SMART MONEY’ DUMPED $450M OF BITCOIN ETFS — RIGHT BEHIND YOU
Tuesday after the Senate killed the CLARITY Act: $450.4M fled US spot Bitcoin ETFs in one day - the biggest daily...
THE FED JUST HIKED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 3 YEARS – AND 16 OF 18 BANKERS ARE ALREADY TELLING YOU ANOTHER ONE IS COMING
The Fed raised rates 25 basis points today - its first hike since July 2023 - and 16 of 18 bankers...
THEY HIKED YOUR MORTGAGE $85 A MONTH — AND BITCOIN SPIKED IN THEIR FACES ANYWAY
The Fed raised rates for the first time since 2023. Bitcoin spiked anyway. Here’s why that’s the best advertisement Bitcoin ever...
ROBINHOOD’S OWN ENGINEERS JUST GOT CHARGED FOR FRONT-RUNNING YOUR TRADES — A SECRET SLACK CHANNEL WAS ALL IT TOOK
Two "Coin Aware" engineers watched the answer sheet, bought Hyperliquid perps before every listing, and each walked away with $50K+. The...
FED DECISION DAY: 12 UNELECTED BANKERS, 85% ODDS OF A HIKE, AND BITCOIN STILL TAKING THE FALL FOR WASHINGTON’S CRIMES
The Fed decides today at 2 p.m. ET with ~85% odds of a rate hike — one day after the Senate...
THEY’RE WRITING THE CONFISCATION RULES FOR 6.4 MILLION BITCOIN — AND A NATIONAL GOVERNMENT IS FIRST IN LINE
Nine crypto firms launched the Quantum Alliance to "prepare" Bitcoin for quantum attacks. The alliance says 6.4 million BTC — 30.2%...
RUSSIA JUST BANNED PEER-TO-PEER BITCOIN AND TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN’T MOVE YOUR COINS TO YOUR OWN WALLET — THEN GAVE ITS BIGGEST BANK A LICENSE TO HOLD THEM
The Bank of Russia confirmed direct peer-to-peer crypto trades end July 1, 2027 — and that individuals can't move coins from...