YOUR AI ASSISTANT JUST TRIED TO ROB A CRYPTO FOUNDER — THE POISONED FILE WAS HIDING IN HIS SKILLS
A Claude chat link nearly drained a crypto founder's wallet — then a poisoned SKILL.md tried again from his backup. AI...
GALAXY JUST REOPENED THE BORROW-AGAINST-BITCOIN DOOR — THE LAST TIME WALL STREET RAN THIS PLAY, CELSIUS FROZE EVERYTHING
GalaxyOne is lending you fiat against your Bitcoin at 8.99% APR. Sounds like freedom. It's actually custody of your coins, "continuous...
THE ‘NEVER SELL’ PREACHER JUST BUILT A $6.7 BILLION FIAT FORTRESS — STRATEGY STILL HASN’T BOUGHT BITCOIN SINCE JUNE
Strategy skipped buying Bitcoin again and stood up a $6.7 billion USD cash reserve. The 'never sell' preacher is stacking fiat...
BLACKROCK JUST SUCKED IN $503M IN ONE DAY — AUGUST IS ITS BIGGEST ETF MONTH — YOU STILL OWN NOTHING
BlackRock's IBIT just recorded its biggest single-day inflow since May — $502.99M in one day — making August 2026 the strongest...
US DEBT JUST HIT $40 TRILLION — THE INTEREST NOW COSTS MORE THAN MEDICARE AND BITCOIN SAW IT COMING
The U.S. national debt just crossed $40 TRILLION for the first time ever — and interest on it now costs more...
TRUMP HOSTED A BITCOIN LOVE-IN AT THE WHITE HOUSE — WHILE THE SENATE KILLED THE BILL THAT WOULD MAKE IT MATTER
Trump hosted a Bitcoin love-in at the White House and hinted the US is weighing buying 'sizable amounts' of Bitcoin —...
THEY SAY IT’S “NOT QE.” THEY JUST DOUBLED THE PRINTER TO $4 BILLION — AND BITCOIN SAW RIGHT THROUGH IT
You’re a grown adult. You watched them print your savings into dust for a decade. And you’re still expected to believe...
CITI JUST VOLUNTEERED TO HOLD YOUR BITCOIN — THE SAME BANK WHOSE CEO IS WRITING THE LAW AGAINST IT
Citi, the $2.8 trillion bank, just launched Bitcoin custody. The same Citi whose CEO lobbied to write crypto law — while...
FIDELITY-LED ETF PANIC: $389.7M FLEES — FEES KEEP FLOWING
Fidelity led $389.7M of Bitcoin ETF outflows in one panic week. The fees kept flowing either way. ETFs are not Bitcoin...
The “Unhackable” Coldcard Just Lost $112 MILLION — the Paranoid’s Choice Was the Biggest Betrayal in Bitcoin History
The "unhackable" Coldcard was drained of $112M in the largest hardware wallet breach in history — a silent five-year firmware bug....
Quick Reads
LAGARDE HAS ZERO POWER OVER BINANCE. SHE CALLED A PRIME MINISTER AND BANNED THEM FROM EUROPE ANYWAY
The head of the ECB has no authority over Binance's license. She lobbied a prime minister and killed it anyway. This...
YOUR EXCHANGE TOLD YOU COLD STORAGE “CAN’T DO LIGHTNING.” A SWISS WALLET JUST MADE THEM ALL LIARS.
BitBox just gave every BitBox02 owner free Lightning on their cold storage — BIP-85 derived, one seed, no exchange required. The...