SAYLOR ADMITTED IT: 98% BITCOIN BUCKLES – WALL STREET WANTS 3 YEARS OF CASH, NOT 30 YEARS OF BITCOIN
At ParaFi Investor Day, Saylor said credit buyers would rather see three years of dollars than thirty years of Bitcoin. His...
COBO IS KILLING ITS WALLET APP — LEAVE YOUR BITCOIN BEHIND AND IT WILL BILL YOU $100 A MONTH UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT
Cobo closes its wallet app on Dec 1 and charges 2% a month — minimum $100 — on the coins you...
THEY CALL BITCOIN “A LIMITED SUPPLY OF NOTHING.” WALL STREET JUST RATED THE AI BOOM ONE NOTCH ABOVE JUNK AND IS PAYING 8.5% FOR IT.
Anthropic, the company behind Claude, carries a BB+ junk credit rating from KBRA on $4.4 billion of junior debt yielding 8.5%...
BITCOIN HOLDERS CALLED IT A PONZI FOR YEARS. NOW TURKEY FOUND $7.15 MILLION IN CASH, 300 HANDBAGS AND SEVEN GUNS WHERE HEX’S FOUNDER WAS LIVING.
Turkey's justice minister confirmed HEX and PulseChain founder Richard Heart was detained in Istanbul on an INTERPOL red notice tied to...
Turn Your Umbrel Into Your Own Netflix and Spotify
BTCsessions turned his Umbrel into a personal Netflix and Spotify with Jellyfin and the arr apps. Here is the full build...
BITCOIN IS THE RECEIPT: THEY RAISED A TRILLION FOR AI, NOT ONE OF THEM MAKES MONEY, AND WASHINGTON IS THE BACKSTOP
Arthur Hayes says OpenAI, Anthropic and SpaceX are "worthless" and living on an implicit US government backstop. Chip stocks just posted...
LEDGER KNEW FOR TEN MONTHS. ITS FIX COSTS $849 AND SHIPS IN 2027 — AND THE ONLY VICTIM WHO GOT JUSTICE WAS A SCAMMER
Chainalysis confirmed one of the biggest victims of the Ledger implant drain was a task-scammer who lost 60 BTC of stolen...
AMERICA JUST BECAME A NET BUYER OF BITCOIN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2022 — WHILE SELLING THE REST OF THE WORLD A DIGITAL DOLLAR IT CAN SWITCH OFF
Chainalysis: the US became a net bitcoin importer in 2026 while exporting dollar stablecoins abroad. Keeping the hard money, selling you...
THEY’RE WRITING THE CONFISCATION RULES FOR 6.4 MILLION BITCOIN — AND A NATIONAL GOVERNMENT IS FIRST IN LINE
Nine crypto firms launched the Quantum Alliance to "prepare" Bitcoin for quantum attacks. The alliance says 6.4 million BTC — 30.2%...
GERMANY’S BIGGEST BANK SAID BITCOIN’S SELLOFF WAS ‘A LOSS OF CONVICTION’ — NOW IT’S BUILDING THE VAULT THAT HOLDS YOUR COINS AND YOU WILL NEVER GET THE KEYS
Deutsche Bank launches Bitcoin custody within weeks, then Asia in 2027. It holds the coins. It never hands you the keys....
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Self-Custody Needs a Node: Umbrel + Hardware Wallet
A hardware wallet holds your keys, but your node checks the rules. Pair it with Umbrel for real self-custody.
COINBASE COULDN’T KEEP CUSTOMER MONEY IN THE RIGHT ACCOUNT FOR FIVE YEARS — IRELAND FINED IT $3.6 MILLION, AND WASHINGTON STILL CALLS IT CUSTODY
Ireland's central bank fined Coinbase EUR 3.25 million for leaving customer money in the wrong accounts for five years. Coinbase says...