We’re Doing “Study Beetcoin”, Now, You Boomer
Samson Mow made a meme. We like to prod people to study beetcoin instead telling them to buy it. But anyway....
I Managed to Get a Zap Right Up On the Beetcoin Miami Livestream!
During the Beetcoin Miami livestream, they’re rotating zaplife.lol stats, meaning it shows latest zaps. I asked my followers on nostr to...
Do You Love Your LittleHODLer As Much As I Do?
That’s the Panties for Bitcoin version of the Little HODLer! Get your own huggable plushie at http://loveisbitcoin.com/panties and use the coupon...
I Asked Stacker News for Big Ass Titles Because Mine Don’t Fit But K00bideh Said No So Now I’m Suffering From Emotional Damage
Every time we post on Stacker News our big ass titles don’t fit. It’s a serious problem, stop laughing. There is...
Secure Your Bitcoin With a Stylish Ledger Wallet
My bitcoin is not safe in hot storage. That’s why I need a cold hardware wallet. I like Ledger because it’s...
I’ve Arranged the Coldcards By The Most Important Metric of Them All
I’ve arranged the Coldcards by order of lickability. Get your own Coldcards to lick at https://loveisbitcoin.com/coldcard
I Coined This New York Bar’s Drink (For Real)
No, seriously. I was talking about zappletinis on nostr and someone suggested they add it to the PubKey bar. Bauzen on...
Zap Me Maybe and Other Beetcoin Tunes
Zap Me Maybe I threw a bitcoin in the wellDon’t ask me, I won’t tellI zapped it to you, and you...
Jim Cramer Is Selling His Bitcoin Because IBM Scared Him — That’s The Most Bullish Signal Of 2026
Jim Cramer says he's selling all his Bitcoin because an IBM executive told him to fear quantum computers. Bitcoin went UP....
The Clarity Act Is Imploding Because Trump’s Family Made $1.4 Billion — Your Portfolio Pays the Price
The CLARITY Act has four days left before the Senate recess and no vote scheduled. The reason? An ethics deadlock over...