BITCOIN MINERS JUST RENTED THEMSELVES OUT TO THE AI BUBBLE FOR $35 BILLION
Anthropic just signed a $35 billion AI compute deal that runs through a former bitcoin miner's Texas campus. Hut 8 left...
SAYLOR DUMPED 7,000 BITCOIN INTO THE CRASH TO PAY A DIVIDEND — NOW HE’S BUYING BACK WITH PRINTED SHARES
Saylor sold ~7,000 BTC into the crash to pay Wall Street a dividend, then bought back 4,603 at 23% higher with...
HE DRAINED A TOWN’S WATER TOWER AND SAID ‘ASK MY LAWYERS’ — NOW THEY’RE COMING FOR ALL OF US
A Bitcoin mining outfit ignored a Stop Work Order for three years, kept running without a certificate of occupancy, then drained...
DASHJR CALLED BITCOIN ‘SPAMCOIN’ — TOMORROW HIS TWO-BLOCK FORK RISES AGAIN, AND NOBODY IS COMING
He called your Bitcoin "Spamcoin," quit OCEAN, and begged miners to power down their rigs. Tomorrow his dead fork gets a...
TRUMP JUST VOWED TO BOMB IRAN – BITCOIN DIDN’T BLINK. THAT SHOULD TERRIFY THEM
The President promised to hit Iran hard. Bitcoin didn't move a single dollar. The old playbook is dead - and it's...
THE STATE THAT JAILED A MAN 18 YEARS FOR $13 IN BITCOIN NOW WANTS TO CUSTODY $46 BILLION OF YOURS
Sberbank expects $46.4B in crypto volume on Russias regulated exchanges in year one, custody wallets by December - while the state...
WALL STREET BLINKED FIRST: BITCOIN ETFS JUST BLEW $201.9 MILLION IN ONE DAY — AND THE MONEY RAN STRAIGHT TO ALTS
They bought for nine straight days. A record $3.04 billion. The “institutional adoption” narrative was roaring. And the moment Kevin Warsh...
THE TALIBAN BANNED BITCOIN AS A SCAM — IT’S THE ONLY MONEY THEY CAN’T CONTROL
Afghanistan just made Bitcoin illegal. The regime calls it a scam. The real crime: Afghans use it to keep their wealth...
THE DEGENS WHO CALLED THE CRASH NOW SAY BITCOIN ENDS 2026 AT $75,000 — DON’T FALL FOR IT
The gamblers who priced the Warsh crash to the penny now say Bitcoin ends 2026 at $75,000 — while ETFs just...
THE FED JUST CONFESSED TO 65 MONTHS OF INFLATION — THEN KILLED BITCOIN FOR PUNISHING THEM
Fed Chair Kevin Warsh confessed the Fed caused 65 months of inflation — then went hawkish and Bitcoin took the bullet....
Quick Reads
THEY TOLD YOU YOUR COINS WERE SAFE. ROBINHOOD IS 100% EXPOSED, REVOLUT 99%, BINANCE 83% – AND THE FIX IS CALLED ‘BUNKER MODE’
Justin Drake says move your Bitcoin to fresh addresses. Glassnode: 6M BTC sit behind exposed public keys. Robinhood 100%, Revolut 99%,...
BRUSSELS JUST GAVE YOU 90 DAYS TO DUMP THE DOLLAR TOKENS IT DOESN’T LIKE — AND YOUR EXCHANGE WILL DO IT FOR YOU
ESMA told every MiCA-licensed EU crypto firm to stop servicing non-compliant stablecoins by Jan 8, 2027. Your exit is "temporary and closely supervised."