$80 BILLION GONE: THE ‘BITCOIN TREASURY’ MODEL JUST IMPLODED — AND THEY STILL TOLD YOU NEVER TO SELL
The top 50 Bitcoin treasury companies just shed $80 billion in market value. Saylor told YOU never to sell - while...
GENIUS GROUP DUMPED ITS LAST BITCOIN AT A LOSS IN APRIL – NOW IT WANTS $827 MILLION OF YOUR MONEY TO BUY BACK IN AT $80,000
The 'Bitcoin first' education company liquidated its entire treasury at a loss in April to repay debt. Four months later it's...
THE AI IS COMING FOR YOUR LIGHTNING NODE — CORE LIGHTNING JUST TOLD BITCOINERS TO GO OFFLINE
Core Lightning confirmed AI-generated vulnerability reports were real and told node operators to run offline until the fix lands. The machines...
THEY CAN ONLY SEE 14% OF YOUR CRYPTO – SO THEY’RE BUILDING A DRAGNET FOR THE MISSING $457 BILLION. YOUR SELF-CUSTODY STACK IS THE LAST BLIND SPOT
Chainalysis just dropped the number the IRS hoped you'd never see: $457 billion in potentially taxable crypto activity onchain in 2025...
THE SEC STILL CAN’T DEFINE BITCOIN — SO IT’S REWRITING THE RULES FOR WHOSE HANDS YOUR COINS SLEEP IN
Congress can't agree on what Bitcoin is — so the SEC just slid a "custody modernization" proposal to the White House...
THEY’RE SANCTIONING BITCOIN MINERS NOW — IRAN’S RIAL JUST DIED AT 2 MILLION DOLLARS AND WASHINGTON WANTS TO CUT OFF THE ESCAPE ROUTE. YOUR MONEY IS THE NEXT TARGET.
For the first time in history, the US Treasury named Bitcoin mining a sanctionable target — just as Iran's rial collapsed...
THE $72,000 SMASH: $3.1 BILLION IN SHORTS JUST GOT STEAMROLLED — AND WASHINGTON IS LYING ABOUT WHO DID IT
Bitcoin just ripped past $72,000 — a 10-week high — on a $3.1 billion short squeeze. The White House is grabbing...
RETAIL GAVE UP ON BITCOIN. WALL STREET JUST BOUGHT EVERYTHING YOU SOLD
Retail search interest just hit a five-year low of 18. Meanwhile institutions piled $853M into spot Bitcoin ETFs in their strongest...
THE .BITCOIN TLD APPLICATION IS IN — 50+ ENDORSEMENTS, COMMUNITY PRIORITY EVALUATION, TARGET LAUNCH 2030
ICANN .bitcoin TLD application submitted for Community Priority Evaluation with 50+ community endorsement letters. ICANN reveals the application November 2026. Target...
NOT YOUR POOL, NOT YOUR HASH — OCEAN JUST RENTED YOUR RIG TO A DEAD FORK FOR 18 HOURS
OCEAN promised miners "full block-template control" — then silently redirected their hashrate to a dead fork for 18 hours. The pool...
Quick Reads
THEY TOLD YOU YOUR COINS WERE SAFE. ROBINHOOD IS 100% EXPOSED, REVOLUT 99%, BINANCE 83% – AND THE FIX IS CALLED ‘BUNKER MODE’
Justin Drake says move your Bitcoin to fresh addresses. Glassnode: 6M BTC sit behind exposed public keys. Robinhood 100%, Revolut 99%,...
BRUSSELS JUST GAVE YOU 90 DAYS TO DUMP THE DOLLAR TOKENS IT DOESN’T LIKE — AND YOUR EXCHANGE WILL DO IT FOR YOU
ESMA told every MiCA-licensed EU crypto firm to stop servicing non-compliant stablecoins by Jan 8, 2027. Your exit is "temporary and closely supervised."