BITCOIN MINERS JUST RENTED THEMSELVES OUT TO THE AI BUBBLE FOR $35 BILLION
Anthropic just signed a $35 billion AI compute deal that runs through a former bitcoin miner's Texas campus. Hut 8 left...
HE DRAINED A TOWN’S WATER TOWER AND SAID ‘ASK MY LAWYERS’ — NOW THEY’RE COMING FOR ALL OF US
A Bitcoin mining outfit ignored a Stop Work Order for three years, kept running without a certificate of occupancy, then drained...
WHALES JUST ATE $3 BILLION OF BITCOIN — WHILE RETAIL INTEREST HIT A FIVE-YEAR LOW. YOU CHECKED OUT. THEY DIDN’T.
Whales scooped 39,150+ BTC (~$3 billion) in one week while retail interest cratered to a five-year low. They bought. You checked out. Again.
WALL STREET BLINKED FIRST: BITCOIN ETFS JUST BLEW $201.9 MILLION IN ONE DAY — AND THE MONEY RAN STRAIGHT TO ALTS
They bought for nine straight days. A record $3.04 billion. The “institutional adoption” narrative was roaring. And the moment Kevin Warsh...
THE TALIBAN BANNED BITCOIN AS A SCAM — IT’S THE ONLY MONEY THEY CAN’T CONTROL
Afghanistan just made Bitcoin illegal. The regime calls it a scam. The real crime: Afghans use it to keep their wealth...
YOUR AI ASSISTANT JUST TRIED TO ROB A CRYPTO FOUNDER — THE POISONED FILE WAS HIDING IN HIS SKILLS
A Claude chat link nearly drained a crypto founder's wallet — then a poisoned SKILL.md tried again from his backup. AI...
Wear the Orange Pill: Bitcoin T-Shirts That Say It For You
Stackers wear their conviction. Six Bitcoin t-shirt designs - In Satoshi We Trust, PLEB, DCA is My Sexuality, Check Your Privilege,...
THE AI IS COMING FOR YOUR LIGHTNING NODE — CORE LIGHTNING JUST TOLD BITCOINERS TO GO OFFLINE
Core Lightning confirmed AI-generated vulnerability reports were real and told node operators to run offline until the fix lands. The machines...
THEY CAN ONLY SEE 14% OF YOUR CRYPTO – SO THEY’RE BUILDING A DRAGNET FOR THE MISSING $457 BILLION. YOUR SELF-CUSTODY STACK IS THE LAST BLIND SPOT
Chainalysis just dropped the number the IRS hoped you'd never see: $457 billion in potentially taxable crypto activity onchain in 2025...
THE BANK THAT TOLD YOU $50K NOW SAYS $100K IS “TOO LOW”
The same bank that told you to expect $50,000 Bitcoin just admitted even $100,000 might be 'too low.' Wall Street's targets...
Quick Reads
Start9 Built a Router. It Runs Your Whole House and Answers to Nobody.
Start9 shipped a home router on open RISC-V hardware running StartWRT, its MIT licensed fork of OpenWrt. Eight RISC-V cores, Wi-Fi...
A CHAT PROMPT CAN NOW FIND A BITCOIN BUG IN ONE TRY. BITCOIN CORE JUST ADMITTED IT CANNOT KEEP THEM SECRET ANYMORE.
Bitcoin Core merged a new disclosure policy on October 22 because LLMs made some bugs trivial to find. Its own Red...