$38 MILLION STOLEN FROM COLDCARD USERS — THE BUG THAT BROKE ‘NOT YOUR KEYS, NOT YOUR COINS’
$38 MILLION. 500 WALLETS. ONE BUG. THIS IS THE BIGGEST HARDWARE WALLET THEFT IN BITCOIN HISTORY. 🚨 THE COLDCARD CATASTROPHE: EVERYTHING...
🚨 EVERY COLDCARD EVER MADE HAS A CRITICAL BUG — CHECK YOUR FUNDS RIGHT NOW
IF YOU OWN A COLDCARD, STOP READING SOCIAL MEDIA AND READ THIS. YOUR FUNDS MAY BE AT RISK RIGHT NOW. 🚨...
THIS GUY JUST SET BACK SELF-CUSTODY FOREVER — WEAK ENTROPY DRAINS WALLETS WITH NO DEVICE ACCESS
⚠️ This guy just set back self-custody Bitcoin forever. The thefts will continue. And the lawsuits that follow will be a...
COLDCARD’S ENTROPY BUG WAS LICENSE PARANOIA — THEY BROKE YOUR KEYS TO KEEP OUT ‘CLONES’
You bought a Coldcard because “not your keys, not your coins.” But what if the keys themselves were the problem? The...
“LOL, YOU ARE THE ONE FORKING OFF” — LUKE DASHJR VS MEMPOOL OVER BIP-110
“lol, you are the one forking off 🤡” That’s the entire energy of the exchange that dropped on July 30, 2026....
Bitcoin Whales Ate $16.7B While ETF Holders Got Rekt
The richest 1% of Bitcoiners just devoured 270,000 BTC worth ~$16.7 billion while you got flushed out at $60K. Here’s what...
AUGUST 15, 1971 — NIXON INTERRUPTED BONANZA AND KILLED THE DOLLAR
On a Sunday evening, August 15, 1971, Richard Nixon interrupted the broadcast of Bonanza to inform Americans that the dollar they...
Bitcoin Just Hit $67K — Here’s What No One’s Telling You
Bitcoin just hit $67K — but that’s not the story. The real story? More bitcoin is now held at a loss...
More Bitcoin Than Ever Held at a Loss — And You’re Still Not Seeing It
Bitcoin’s been flatlining at $63-67K all month. Traders are waiting for the “ultimate catalyst” — the Clarity Act, the Fed, some...
XI LANDS IN WASHINGTON TONIGHT. $30 MILLION IS BETTING ON THE DEAL HE AND TRUMP ARE ABOUT TO CUT. BITCOIN IS THE ONLY MONEY NEITHER OF THEM CAN PRINT.
Xi Jinping touches down in Washington tonight for his first US state visit in over a decade. $30 million is already...
BITMEX IS DEAD. THE EXCHANGE THAT INVENTED LEVERAGE NOW CHARGES YOU $50 A MONTH TO EXIST
BitMEX stopped trading after 11 years — but withdrawals still work. Leave a balance and they bill you 1% a year...