THEY WANTED 36% OF YOUR BITCOIN EVERY SINGLE YEAR — WITHOUT YOU SELLING A SINGLE SAT. THE WHALES SAID THEY’D LEAVE, AND THE SMALL GUY GOT THE BILL.
The Netherlands planned a 36% annual tax on unrealized crypto gains. It died the moment capital threatened to walk. Then the...
THE POLICE STOLE 50 BITCOIN FROM THEIR OWN EVIDENCE LOCKER — THE CRIMINAL IS THE ONE WHO REPORTED IT
The NCA officer who led the crypto extraction on Silk Road 2.0 stole 50 Bitcoin out of the wallet his own...
THE FED PRINTED THE SOFTEST INFLATION NUMBER OF THE YEAR. BITCOIN FLASHED $85,500. TWO HOURS LATER IT WAS GONE.
THE GOVERNMENT PRINTED THE NUMBER. BITCOIN FLASHED $85,500. TWO HOURS LATER IT WAS GONE. Inflation came in soft. The Fed’s own...
THEY SOLD YOU THE BULL MARKET. THE SHORT SQUEEZES ARE SPENT, THE LONGS ARE TRAPPED, AND $80,000 IS WHERE THE BULL PHASE GOES TO DIE.
The $87,000 rally's short squeeze is spent. Spot demand is down 170,000 BTC in 30 days, ETF inflows fell 97%, and...
BITGET JUST WATCHED $463,000,000 FLEE IN 24 HOURS. THE FUND THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO REASSURE YOU HAS ALREADY HALVED.
Bitget lost $463M in customer outflows in 24 hours after the $388M hack. The $464M protection fund is now under $200M.
THEY SOLD YOU ‘REKTEMBER.’ BITCOIN IS TWO DAYS FROM BREAKING A STREAK IT HASN’T HIT SINCE 2012 — AND THE SAME CROWD IS ALREADY MOVING THE GOALPOSTS
Bitcoin is up about 7% in September after a 25% August. A green close on September 30 breaks a pattern that...
EL SALVADOR JUST TRADED BITCOIN FOR A GOVERNMENT STABLECOIN THAT CHECKS YOUR ID, SORTS YOU BY YOUR ADDRESS, AND CAN BE SWITCHED OFF
Five years after making Bitcoin legal tender, El Salvador is building Sivar - a government stablecoin app on Coinbase's Base that...
THE UK CHANCELLOR MOCKED FARAGE FOR HAVING A ‘BITCOIN ACCOUNT’ – THE SAME GOVERNMENT THAT DEBANKED HIM AND IS PRINTING AWAY YOUR POUNDS
A UK finance minister thought calling a rival 'Liz Truss with a Bitcoin account' was a winning line. He de-banked the...
WASHINGTON JUST CALLED TETHER IRAN’S ‘FINANCIAL LIFELINE’ — WHILE YOUR BITCOIN PAID FOR THE WAR
A Senate report just admitted terrorists abandoned Bitcoin for USDT because nobody can freeze Bitcoin. Then it blamed 'crypto' anyway. Meanwhile...
BITGET BEGGED A PERMISSIONLESS PROTOCOL TO FREEZE $387 MILLION IN STOLEN COINS — THE HACKER’S EXIT WAS BITCOIN
Bitget asked THORChain to block its hacker's addresses. THORChain declined, a flagged wallet finished an XRP-to-bitcoin swap, and Circle and Tether...
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A CHAT PROMPT CAN NOW FIND A BITCOIN BUG IN ONE TRY. BITCOIN CORE JUST ADMITTED IT CANNOT KEEP THEM SECRET ANYMORE.
Bitcoin Core merged a new disclosure policy on October 22 because LLMs made some bugs trivial to find. Its own Red...
THE GOVERNMENT MOVED $1.7 BILLION OF SEIZED BITCOIN INTO COINBASE AND CALLED IT CUSTODY
Over three days, U.S. wallets moved up to 21,500 BTC into Coinbase Prime. The same institutions that told you to trust...