We’re Doing “Study Beetcoin”, Now, You Boomer
Samson Mow made a meme. We like to prod people to study beetcoin instead telling them to buy it. But anyway....
I Managed to Get a Zap Right Up On the Beetcoin Miami Livestream!
During the Beetcoin Miami livestream, they’re rotating zaplife.lol stats, meaning it shows latest zaps. I asked my followers on nostr to...
Which Actor Should Play Jack Mallers in the Inevitable Hollywood Movie About Strike?
We asked the plebs and they had opinions. Just like always. From twitter: Forgot his name, but this guy from game...
The Bitcoin Miami Totem is Now a Bear (Understandable) But Still Has No Balls
ColumbusBitcoin posted the bear outside the entrance and of course everyone’s first reaction was that there are still no balls. https://twitter.com/ColumbusBitcoin/status/1658855747663347715?s=20...
Don’t Try This When You Get Pulled Over
If the cops pull us over you can hide your ledger in my pussy Crypto Tea Crypto Tea, a lady that...
When Lambo? Never, Because Lambos Are Fiat
This guy, who coincidentally wears an orange shirt, rips apart pieces of a Lamborghini with his bare hands. I’m pretty sure...
Celebrate Every Bank Failure With the “Be Your Own Bank” Toy Truck by Cryptograffiti
Remember the epic trolling by Cryptograffiti when he parked the truck in front of the failing bank and it got on...
The First Bitcoin Car: Get Behind the Wheel of History
Imagine owning the Bitcoin Pizza. Ew, that would be seriously mouldy. Well this is the bitcoin car, and it’s as much...
May the Fourth Be With You
Brianna has nothing to do with Star Wars, but we’re nerds, and I forgot to post this on the 1st of...
Say the Line, Michael
Somebody get him to stop hoarding all the bitcoin. Like Libby says, “Stahp, Mikey. Stahp.” Watch the entire interview.
Quick Reads
Spot Bitcoin ETFs: Nearly $1B Weekly Inflows & Why Self-Custody Still Matters
Spot Bitcoin ETFs reportedly drew ~$1B in net inflows in one week (Cointelegraph citing SoSoValue). What that signals for adoption—and why...
Choosing a Bitcoin Wallet Without Getting Rekt: A 2026 Framework for Plebs
Search demand for “how to choose a bitcoin wallet” keeps growing—but most people still optimize for the wrong thing. Here’s a...