This Orange Pill Has No Right Being This Sexy
This orange pill, I’m assuming 3D printed from the texture, has no right being this large and this appealing. “After this,...
That Awkward Moment When Peter Schiff Is Hitting On Your Wife
Carla from our beloved cryptocouple reposted her Money Money Money and Bitcoin vs Gold satire that makes fun of gold. And...
Snoop Dogg Holds His Own Bitcoin Keys. Do You?
I have no idea what Wrestlemania is exactly, but since they’re inviting celebrities I’m assuming it’s a big show in America....
So, You’re Telling Me There’s a Chance I Can Mine a Full Block Reward (6.25 BTC) With This?
Blockstream made an April Fool’s joke. And it was a good one, the news was that now you can mine bitcoin...
This is Financial Advice
Headquarters of the European Central Bank lit up with ‘Study Bitcoin’ last night. Not fakes. Bitcoin Loves Frankfurt, Germany. Here’s a...
Women Can’t Stop Simping For This Weird Yellow Puppet For Some Inexplicable Reason
This Yellow puppet has taken the bitcoin world by zap storm. Women can’t get enough of him, men wanna be as...
Stack and Chill: 31 Movie Recommendations for Bitcoiners
There are some movies and TV series that seriously tap into the zeitgeist of being a bitcoiner. Our brains crave for...
This Artist Was Hired to Create a Hit Piece About Energy Waste and Bitcoiners Thought It Was Metal As Fuck
Greenpeace, being the corporate thugs that they are, got paid by Ripple to make a hit piece against bitcoin. They abuse...
Why Am I An Advisor to Orange Pill App?
A short story. The OrangePill app made magic happen last week by connecting me with@JoeNakamototo surf a world-class wave in Cabo...
Bitcoin Truck Makes the News While Silicon Valley Bank is Getting Bailed Out
In an ironic twist of events, and maybe some planning by a few local plebs, the van with the massive bitcoin...
She Won $213,000 Solo Mining Bitcoin From Her Desk — While Wearing a Bitcoin Hard Hat
On February 18, 2026, a home miner found Block #937,218 and walked away with 3.143 BTC worth $212,982 — while sitting...
Strategy Overtakes BlackRock as Largest Bitcoin Holder
Michael Saylor's Strategy just bought $2.5B in Bitcoin, surpassing BlackRock's IBIT as the world's largest institutional holder. Here's why direct Bitcoin...